Nope, I somehow made it through a Christian underdrad school without getting hitched...I guess I should've made more of an effort .
Haha, well go ahead pick up a mail order bride next time you a perusing the internet. Have her seal the deal on a sweet micky-d's (McDonalds) job in Knoxville, and you will qualify for in-state tuition before you even get there............Do what I say and you'll be fine!
Paul and I show up on your thread...impeccably dressed in sharp Italian suits...we'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
That's what I'm talking about!!!!