Few quick observations... prostitute has no "a". Also, I believe "female dog" wasn't addressed to us, like "I got yo back, female dog!" It was a verb as in "I bitched her out." So "thanks for listening to me female dog" should be read like that, instead of "Thanks fo listening to me, Biatch!"
Hope this helps.
ZAP
BTW: No crack here. I believe Rivers Cuomo of Weezer has a hash pipe he might share with you, though.