letter from an historically black clown college

[Hank Rearden]

you would be sooooo hot in floppy shoes and bozo hair......

 

Clownsogynist!

[Thistle]

you would be sooooo hot in floppy shoes and bozo hair......

 

Clownsogynist!

 i do not believe in clownogamy.  two spritzer bottles are better than one!

[jillibean]

you say hott but they call it disrespectful. I'm just trying to show off half of my clowneritage

[The Poster]

To the OP: I have read that stereotypes of clowns as silly and/or obnoxious can lower the standardized test scores of clowns significantly, which leads to these types of colleges being necessary. Do you have any input regarding this groundbreaking research?

Clowns have been forced to live as second class citizens for many years, being put down by all non-clowns and used only for their ability to create laughter and have pies thrown in their faces. No longer shall clowns live in the shadows. I have a dream. I dream of a day when all clowns, black and white, floppy shoes and non floppy shoes, will stand with all non-clowns together in peace and harmony.

[Thistle]

you say hott but they call it disrespectful. I'm just trying to show off half of my clowneritage

i'd like to see your clownage 

[Hank Rearden]

To the OP: I have read that stereotypes of clowns as silly and/or obnoxious can lower the standardized test scores of clowns significantly, which leads to these types of colleges being necessary. Do you have any input regarding this groundbreaking research?

Clowns have been forced to live as second class citizens for many years, being put down by all non-clowns and used only for their ability to create laughter and have pies thrown in their faces. No longer shall clowns live in the shadows. I have a dream. I dream of a day when all clowns, black and white, floppy shoes and non floppy shoes, will stand with all non-clowns together in peace and harmony.

Of course I share your dream.  I'm a little troubled though...since these clowns are starting behind in the race (so to speak), shouldn't they be moved closer toward the finish line ahead of the non-clowns (whose lives have all been rosy)?

[The Poster]

To the OP: I have read that stereotypes of clowns as silly and/or obnoxious can lower the standardized test scores of clowns significantly, which leads to these types of colleges being necessary. Do you have any input regarding this groundbreaking research?

Clowns have been forced to live as second class citizens for many years, being put down by all non-clowns and used only for their ability to create laughter and have pies thrown in their faces. No longer shall clowns live in the shadows. I have a dream. I dream of a day when all clowns, black and white, floppy shoes and non floppy shoes, will stand with all non-clowns together in peace and harmony.

Of course I share your dream. I'm a little troubled though...since these clowns are starting behind in the race (so to speak), shouldn't they be moved closer toward the finish line ahead of the non-clowns (whose lives have all been rosy)?

All clowns are created equal. Giving black clowns an advantage now just because they have been held back in the past would be grossly unfair. Go to a rich area of the country and ask anyone, most have never even met or heard of black clowns, yet they outnumber white clowns nearly ten to one. Now that the shackles of opression have been lifted the black clowns are free to shout and make themselves known to the world; they need no help to do so.

[Hank Rearden]

This is outrageous.  Clownist.  Do I have to post links to my discrimination menace data again?

[Thistle]

dont you people see that the real danger is MIMES?

[The Poster]

dont you people see that the real danger is MIMES?

YES! OF COURSE! MIMES!!!

They are the immoral offshot of the clown race. People mistaken Them for Us out of ignorance. We must keep Clowns pure and distance ourselves from the dirty mimes.