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Re: letter from an historically black clown college
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2007, 09:53:03 PM »
you would be sooooo hot in floppy shoes and bozo hair......

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Re: letter from an historically black clown college
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2007, 09:54:38 PM »
you would be sooooo hot in floppy shoes and bozo hair......

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Re: letter from an historically black clown college
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2007, 09:56:03 PM »
you say hott but they call it disrespectful. I'm just trying to show off half of my clowneritage
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Re: letter from an historically black clown college
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2007, 11:10:09 PM »
To the OP: I have read that stereotypes of clowns as silly and/or obnoxious can lower the standardized test scores of clowns significantly, which leads to these types of colleges being necessary. Do you have any input regarding this groundbreaking research?

Clowns have been forced to live as second class citizens for many years, being put down by all non-clowns and used only for their ability to create laughter and have pies thrown in their faces. No longer shall clowns live in the shadows. I have a dream. I dream of a day when all clowns, black and white, floppy shoes and non floppy shoes, will stand with all non-clowns together in peace and harmony.
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Re: letter from an historically black clown college
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2007, 11:11:08 PM »
you say hott but they call it disrespectful. I'm just trying to show off half of my clowneritage


i'd like to see your clownage  ;)
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Re: letter from an historically black clown college
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2007, 11:17:30 PM »
To the OP: I have read that stereotypes of clowns as silly and/or obnoxious can lower the standardized test scores of clowns significantly, which leads to these types of colleges being necessary. Do you have any input regarding this groundbreaking research?

Clowns have been forced to live as second class citizens for many years, being put down by all non-clowns and used only for their ability to create laughter and have pies thrown in their faces. No longer shall clowns live in the shadows. I have a dream. I dream of a day when all clowns, black and white, floppy shoes and non floppy shoes, will stand with all non-clowns together in peace and harmony.

Of course I share your dream.  I'm a little troubled though...since these clowns are starting behind in the race (so to speak), shouldn't they be moved closer toward the finish line ahead of the non-clowns (whose lives have all been rosy)?
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Re: letter from an historically black clown college
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2007, 11:21:57 PM »
To the OP: I have read that stereotypes of clowns as silly and/or obnoxious can lower the standardized test scores of clowns significantly, which leads to these types of colleges being necessary. Do you have any input regarding this groundbreaking research?

Clowns have been forced to live as second class citizens for many years, being put down by all non-clowns and used only for their ability to create laughter and have pies thrown in their faces. No longer shall clowns live in the shadows. I have a dream. I dream of a day when all clowns, black and white, floppy shoes and non floppy shoes, will stand with all non-clowns together in peace and harmony.

Of course I share your dream. I'm a little troubled though...since these clowns are starting behind in the race (so to speak), shouldn't they be moved closer toward the finish line ahead of the non-clowns (whose lives have all been rosy)?

All clowns are created equal. Giving black clowns an advantage now just because they have been held back in the past would be grossly unfair. Go to a rich area of the country and ask anyone, most have never even met or heard of black clowns, yet they outnumber white clowns nearly ten to one. Now that the shackles of opression have been lifted the black clowns are free to shout and make themselves known to the world; they need no help to do so.
quote Stanley J. Watson III
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Re: letter from an historically black clown college
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2007, 11:29:37 PM »
This is outrageous.  Clownist.  Do I have to post links to my discrimination menace data again?
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Re: letter from an historically black clown college
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2007, 11:31:10 PM »
dont you people see that the real danger is MIMES?
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Re: letter from an historically black clown college
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2007, 11:34:40 PM »
dont you people see that the real danger is MIMES?

YES! OF COURSE! MIMES!!!

They are the immoral offshot of the clown race. People mistaken Them for Us out of ignorance. We must keep Clowns pure and distance ourselves from the dirty mimes.
quote Stanley J. Watson III
you are doomed in the fated sense, but that's completely irrelevant because that's only from the viewpoint of someone who is not constrained by time. since you are temporal, for all intents and purposes you have the power to change your future