I'm uberfemme?! Swoon!
Guys, he really does like me!
Edit: guess he missed goalie's smokin-hot tar. Wait, does that mean I'm a lesbian?
THAT doesn't.
Keep dreaming, toots. Maybe I had you and Goalie's descriptions mixed up?
Okay, so, like, this makes me a bad feminist, but my dad calls me "toots" and I LOVE it.
BeeTeeDubs: didn't end up majoring in Theater. Too bad, so sad.
Shut UP, vagina warrior.
Golly Dash, don't talk to me like that.

Sorry. I'm just angry because I...actually, I have no idea. I completely lost the thread of his characterizations.