Why we call it LSD

[SilentSwirl]

Hello, my name is SilentSwirl and I am addicted to LSD. 

Welcome to the Twelve Step Program.

1. Admit that you are powerless over the pull to post on LSD - your 'browsing' has become unmaneagable.

2. Recognize that a Power greater than ourselves [Admissions Committees] could restore us to sanity.

3. Make the decision to turn our applications (indeed, our very souls) over to the Ad Comm's care.

4. Make a searching and fearless inventory of all the posts you have made (this task is simplified by the "post counter" under your name).

5. Admit to ourselves and our IRL friends the extent of our postings.

...

Aw hell, I can't get past step #5.

I guess I'll just have to keep posting.

[h2xblive]

Hello, my name is SilentSwirl and I am addicted to LSD. 

Welcome to the Twelve Step Program.

1. Admit that you are powerless over the pull to post on LSD - your 'browsing' has become unmaneagable.

2. Recognize that a Power greater than ourselves [Admissions Committees] could restore us to sanity.

3. Make the decision to turn our applications (indeed, our very souls) over to the Ad Comm's care.

4. Make a searching and fearless inventory of all the posts you have made (this task is simplified by the "post counter" under your name).

5. Admit to ourselves and our IRL friends the extent of our postings.

...

Aw hell, I can't get past step #5.

I guess I'll just have to keep posting.

Less than 1,000 posts?

Get to it!

[The Poster]

Hello, my name is SilentSwirl and I am addicted to LSD.

Welcome to the Twelve Step Program.

1. Admit that you are powerless over the pull to post on LSD - your 'browsing' has become unmaneagable.

2. Recognize that a Power greater than ourselves [Admissions Committees] could restore us to sanity.

3. Make the decision to turn our applications (indeed, our very souls) over to the Ad Comm's care.

4. Make a searching and fearless inventory of all the posts you have made (this task is simplified by the "post counter" under your name).

5. Admit to ourselves and our IRL friends the extent of our postings.

...

Aw hell, I can't get past step #5.

I guess I'll just have to keep posting.

Ahem, get to 15K posts and we'll talk. For now you are just a social lsder, if that.

[thestradgirl]

Hello, my name is SilentSwirl and I am addicted to LSD.

Welcome to the Twelve Step Program.

1. Admit that you are powerless over the pull to post on LSD - your 'browsing' has become unmaneagable.

2. Recognize that a Power greater than ourselves [Admissions Committees] could restore us to sanity.

3. Make the decision to turn our applications (indeed, our very souls) over to the Ad Comm's care.

4. Make a searching and fearless inventory of all the posts you have made (this task is simplified by the "post counter" under your name).

5. Admit to ourselves and our IRL friends the extent of our postings.

...

Aw hell, I can't get past step #5.

I guess I'll just have to keep posting.

Ahem, get to 15K posts and we'll talk. For now you are just a social lsder, if that.

15k.. so far away

[The Poster]

Hello, my name is SilentSwirl and I am addicted to LSD.

Welcome to the Twelve Step Program.

1. Admit that you are powerless over the pull to post on LSD - your 'browsing' has become unmaneagable.

2. Recognize that a Power greater than ourselves [Admissions Committees] could restore us to sanity.

3. Make the decision to turn our applications (indeed, our very souls) over to the Ad Comm's care.

4. Make a searching and fearless inventory of all the posts you have made (this task is simplified by the "post counter" under your name).

5. Admit to ourselves and our IRL friends the extent of our postings.

...

Aw hell, I can't get past step #5.

I guess I'll just have to keep posting.

Ahem, get to 15K posts and we'll talk. For now you are just a social lsder, if that.

15k.. so far away

you'll get there, newbie. then you'll wish you hadn't.

[thestradgirl]

Hello, my name is SilentSwirl and I am addicted to LSD.

Welcome to the Twelve Step Program.

1. Admit that you are powerless over the pull to post on LSD - your 'browsing' has become unmaneagable.

2. Recognize that a Power greater than ourselves [Admissions Committees] could restore us to sanity.

3. Make the decision to turn our applications (indeed, our very souls) over to the Ad Comm's care.

4. Make a searching and fearless inventory of all the posts you have made (this task is simplified by the "post counter" under your name).

5. Admit to ourselves and our IRL friends the extent of our postings.

...

Aw hell, I can't get past step #5.

I guess I'll just have to keep posting.

Ahem, get to 15K posts and we'll talk. For now you are just a social lsder, if that.

15k.. so far away

you'll get there, newbie. then you'll wish you hadn't.

only makes it seem all the more intriguing - what lies beyond the elusive 15k?

[The Poster]

Hello, my name is SilentSwirl and I am addicted to LSD.

Welcome to the Twelve Step Program.

1. Admit that you are powerless over the pull to post on LSD - your 'browsing' has become unmaneagable.

2. Recognize that a Power greater than ourselves [Admissions Committees] could restore us to sanity.

3. Make the decision to turn our applications (indeed, our very souls) over to the Ad Comm's care.

4. Make a searching and fearless inventory of all the posts you have made (this task is simplified by the "post counter" under your name).

5. Admit to ourselves and our IRL friends the extent of our postings.

...

Aw hell, I can't get past step #5.

I guess I'll just have to keep posting.

Ahem, get to 15K posts and we'll talk. For now you are just a social lsder, if that.

15k.. so far away

you'll get there, newbie. then you'll wish you hadn't.

only makes it seem all the more intriguing - what lies beyond the elusive 15k?

25K.

[SilentSwirl]

only makes it seem all the more intriguing - what lies beyond the elusive 15k?

Presumably death, whereupon you reincarnate as an ad comm.