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a deposition - texas style.

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a deposition - texas style.
« on: March 05, 2007, 04:49:45 PM »
http://www.legalreader.com/archives/003212.html
yanked from tls.  funny as hell.

git'er done!

Re: a deposition - texas style.
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2007, 11:16:49 PM »
hahah A+

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Re: a deposition - texas style.
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2007, 12:23:48 AM »
"you shut the hell up...fat boy!"

Re: a deposition - texas style.
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2007, 10:27:49 AM »
This one's funny too.  Its a boring buildup but has quite the finale.

http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2007/02/what_youve_alwa.html

Re: a deposition - texas style.
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2007, 05:21:04 PM »
My husband still likes what I said at my deposition best (he was there as a husband, not as my counsel)... I was in a car accident, and was suing the construction company responsible for the injuries and damages to me and my car...

Defense atty: "Do you have any brothers or sisters living in the Beaumont area?"

Me: "Yes. One brother."

Defense atty: "And what does your brother do for a living?"

Me: "As little as possible." <said very seriously>

Defense atty: <long pause of silence and perplexed look> "moving on to the next question..."

This really happened. As soon as I said it I wanted to laugh, but I kept my composure. The defense attorney was so flustered at my response. At the end of my deposition, both my attorney and my husband said it was the best depo they've seen, since I made the defense attorney at a loss for words.

GwenK

Re: a deposition - texas style.
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2007, 05:40:04 PM »
OMG, these are hilarious! They are exactly what I needed at exactly the right time!

Keep 'em coming!

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Re: a deposition - texas style.
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2007, 01:02:17 PM »

Re: a deposition - texas style.
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2007, 07:54:25 PM »
hence the reason I got out of texas as quick as possible  ;D  (PS one thing I learned while in texas, this will piss off native texans-- no one messes with texas!!!) LOL   ;)

Re: a deposition - texas style.
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2007, 09:50:16 PM »
LOL @ people!

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Re: a deposition - texas style.
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2007, 10:11:05 PM »
WHAT-EVA, WHAT-EVA, I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!!!!