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Re: What is So Awful About Cooley?
« Reply #70 on: June 30, 2007, 12:02:13 AM »
Their own rankings where they try to make themselves seem as good as harvard.
their acceptance of everyone in the world who applied.
their three disjointed campuses.
their huge incoming class.
their terrible attrition rate.
their jingle.

They have a jingle?
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Re: What is So Awful About Cooley?
« Reply #71 on: June 30, 2007, 12:13:39 AM »
http://www.cooley.edu/mediacenter/cooley.htm

You've got to sit through a video, but it's worth the pay off for a Cooley jingle...8)

lmao!! ... Probably (no, definitely) the funniest thing I've heard all day!.. That totally makes up for not getting my score today! HAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Re: What is So Awful About Cooley?
« Reply #72 on: June 30, 2007, 12:21:26 AM »
It wasn't so bad!

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Re: What is So Awful About Cooley?
« Reply #73 on: June 30, 2007, 12:30:47 AM »
It's the knowledge and ske-ills...
and the ethics we instill...

at Coo-ley....Laha school   ;D

LOL!!!! Hahahahahaha!!!  ;D  ...And it sounds SO sappy 80s hair metal ... LOL!
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Re: What is So Awful About Cooley?
« Reply #74 on: June 30, 2007, 12:38:23 AM »
Maybe we should re-write it.... How about:

It's a shame that we ste-al
your money which is real

At Cool-ey Laha School

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Re: What is So Awful About Cooley?
« Reply #75 on: June 30, 2007, 12:42:39 AM »
Maybe we should re-write it.... How about:

It's a shame that we ste-al
your money which is real

At Cool-ey Laha School

 :o

Lol.. awesome..  ;D
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Re: What is So Awful About Cooley?
« Reply #76 on: June 30, 2007, 12:47:10 AM »
Cooley has a negative rep because it has relatively low admissions standard.  Their student numbers are among the lowest in the country, and they compound this image problem by creating their own rankings that place them in the top 15-25.  This makes them the target of frequent derision.

However, Cooley is in fact fully accredited, and what you'll actually learn at Cooley probably isn't much different than what you'd learn anywhere else.  Your textbooks are probably all the same, and the profs are probably all from top schools.

Probably most importantly, it is still possible (though not as easy) to be successful from a school like Cooley.  I've only met a handful of Cooley grads, but two were millionaires, having won multi-million dollar verdicts.  I sure as hell didn't look down on them.

Bottom line, if you attend a school like Cooley, your academic life may be more stressful, and you'll probably have a much harder time finding work after graduation than if you attended a top-tier program.  However, if your dream is to be an attorney, and you don't fare well on the LSAT, Cooley is one viable option for realizing that dream, as long as you're willing to do the extra legwork to become successful.

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Re: What is So Awful About Cooley?
« Reply #77 on: June 30, 2007, 12:54:29 AM »
Your career we will ki-ll
And send you a huge bill.

At Coo-ley Laha School.

 :o

We'll admit a dog or cat..
*somethin.. somethin* LSAT..
At Coo-ley Laha School.

C'mon pple.. I need some help with this one.. LOL

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Re: What is So Awful About Cooley?
« Reply #78 on: June 30, 2007, 01:02:39 AM »
Your career we will ki-ll
And send you a huge bill.

At Coo-ley Laha School.

 :o

We'll admit a dog or cat..
*somethin.. somethin* LSAT..
At Coo-ley Laha School.

C'mon pple.. I need some help with this one.. LOL




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Re: What is So Awful About Cooley?
« Reply #79 on: June 30, 2007, 01:03:18 AM »
Your career we will ki-ll
And send you a huge bill.

At Coo-ley Laha School.

 :o

We'll admit a dog or cat..
*somethin.. somethin* LSAT..
At Coo-ley Laha School.

C'mon pple.. I need some help with this one.. LOL


How's this:

We'll admit a dog or a cat...
We've NEver heard of a bad LSAT...

At Coo-ley Laha School.

Lol.. We're beginning to sound like actual Cooley students.. I think its time for bed.. no more bad jingles for me tonight!
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