Sarcastic 1L taking questions

[HippieLawChick]

I will be giving periodic sarcastic politically incorrect responses to your questions about what law school is really like, including information on how to avoid common social issues in law school. 

Go for it!

[Chief Justice Kangaroo]

What's the absolute minimum number of people with whom I'll have to interact in law school?

[HippieLawChick]

10:  Your 5 professors and the 5 anonymous people you sleep with after bar time because you are so lonely.

[Chief Justice Kangaroo]

10:  Your 5 professors and the 5 anonymous people you sleep with after bar time because you are so lonely.

Will these anonymous people be able to identify me later on?

[HippieLawChick]

No, you will definitely want to be in a very dark room.  Take the "honey" and run baby.

[Chief Justice Kangaroo]

How many of the five anonymous people will be attractive?

[HippieLawChick]

If they are law students, less than 1.  If they are just random bar-chicks 2.  If they are lawyers, who cares, you are just in it for the $120 they leave on the nightstand!

[Oddibemcd]

What do the average 1L male and female law students look like?

Can there ever be attraction in a fully lit room?

[bamf]

Dear Hippie Law Chick
Do you feel that interviewers found the scent of patchouli distracting?
-bamf

[HippieLawChick]

What do the average 1L male and female law students look like?

Can there ever be attraction in a fully lit room?

1) Average
2) Yes, if you are blind.