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HippieLawChick

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Sarcastic 1L taking questions
« on: February 26, 2007, 11:15:55 PM »
I will be giving periodic sarcastic politically incorrect responses to your questions about what law school is really like, including information on how to avoid common social issues in law school. 

Go for it!

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Re: Sarcastic 1L taking questions
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2007, 12:01:33 AM »
What's the absolute minimum number of people with whom I'll have to interact in law school?

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Re: Sarcastic 1L taking questions
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2007, 12:06:34 AM »
10:  Your 5 professors and the 5 anonymous people you sleep with after bar time because you are so lonely.

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Re: Sarcastic 1L taking questions
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2007, 12:09:23 AM »
10:  Your 5 professors and the 5 anonymous people you sleep with after bar time because you are so lonely.

Will these anonymous people be able to identify me later on?

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Re: Sarcastic 1L taking questions
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2007, 12:22:13 AM »
No, you will definitely want to be in a very dark room.  Take the "honey" and run baby.

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Re: Sarcastic 1L taking questions
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2007, 01:05:15 AM »
How many of the five anonymous people will be attractive?

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Re: Sarcastic 1L taking questions
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2007, 01:31:09 PM »
If they are law students, less than 1.  If they are just random bar-chicks 2.  If they are lawyers, who cares, you are just in it for the $120 they leave on the nightstand!

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Re: Sarcastic 1L taking questions
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2007, 03:58:33 PM »
What do the average 1L male and female law students look like?

Can there ever be attraction in a fully lit room?
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Re: Sarcastic 1L taking questions
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2007, 06:12:00 PM »
Dear Hippie Law Chick
Do you feel that interviewers found the scent of patchouli distracting?
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Re: Sarcastic 1L taking questions
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2007, 11:16:45 PM »
What do the average 1L male and female law students look like?

Can there ever be attraction in a fully lit room?

1) Average
2) Yes, if you are blind.