Write a PS on it, fuckstick.
Sometimes all you've got is a wacky hi-jink.
This is truly the ultimate in toolish douchebaggery.
The appropriateness of Perpetua would probably depend on the tone of the writing. When I used it, I (half playfully) thought the extra space made the words sort of resonate.
I'm not show-offy.
That's cool how you referenced a case.
I'm so far from the end of my tether right now that I reckon I could knit myself some socks with the slack.
She just got to myyyyyyyyy house!I'm giving her a futon for her birthday. And a bottle of wild turkey. So far! Okay, I feel like I am boasting, but I am very excited!Happy Birthday, Miss P.