Describe your city as a type of alcohol...

[kirps]

ITT we describe cities, especially the ones we currently live in as types of alcohol. Example, Seattle IMO would be a good beer like a Deschutes Black Butte Porter (or similar appropriate microbrew) whereas Detroit would be something like Hawkeye Vodka mixed with raw sewage.

I currently live in Des Moines, IA and I would say it is Busch Light at best, maybe even down to Keystone.

[skeeball]

St. Louis: Pitcher of Bud Lite. Cheap, easy to share, goes well with any food you might consume at a baseball game.

[obamacon]

Orlando = Shirley Temple

[jer]

dallas - shiner bock

[Non_Prophet]

Portland = PBR and HRD Vodka for 25 and under.  Microbrews and Gin for the older folks.