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Describe the smell of your farts.
« on: February 15, 2007, 08:24:15 PM »
I wonder if anyone will bite.  This ought to get interesting.

















Or not.  Either way, I'm f-ing bored.
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Re: Describe the smell of your farts.
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2007, 08:25:06 PM »
Dude, you are starting random weird threads now?!? Have we totally traded places or what?
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Re: Describe the smell of your farts.
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2007, 08:29:06 PM »
I'm thinking about it.

It would be a convenient way of killing you.   >:(
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Re: Describe the smell of your farts.
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2007, 08:29:38 PM »
I'm thinking about it.

It would be a convenient way of killing you. >:(

How does becoming me end up killing me? Or will you just become me and then kill yourself? If so, good plan.
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Re: Describe the smell of your farts.
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2007, 08:30:51 PM »
Id say your typical sulfur base, but with fruit and nut undertones--floating more or less in equilibrium--that lend a certain robustness to the experience. There is also a hint of cinamon, though it is usually only detectable to one with a high degree of olfactory sophistication.

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Re: Describe the smell of your farts.
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2007, 08:34:06 PM »
Id say your typical sulfur base, but with fruit and nut undertones--floating more or less in equilibrium--that lend a certain robustness to the experience. There is also a hint of cinamon, though it is usually only detectable to one with a high degree of olfactory sophistication.


Excellent.  I see you are a connoisseur.  What about the legs?
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Re: Describe the smell of your farts.
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2007, 08:35:11 PM »
I'll play:

-Lick the palm of your hand.

-Now smell your palm.

That's how.

HTH!
I don't want to do it if it hurts or if it makes you get all sticky.

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Re: Describe the smell of your farts.
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2007, 08:37:37 PM »
It smells like my hand.



 ??? ??? ???
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Re: Describe the smell of your farts.
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2007, 08:38:14 PM »
Id say your typical sulfur base, but with fruit and nut undertones--floating more or less in equilibrium--that lend a certain robustness to the experience. There is also a hint of cinamon, though it is usually only detectable to one with a high degree of olfactory sophistication.


Excellent.  I see you are a connoisseur.  What about the legs?


Id say slender...to quite slender. And...uh...toned...Alright, you caught me, im a charlatan.

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Re: Describe the smell of your farts.
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2007, 08:43:41 PM »
HA!  Impostor!

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