It's been brought to my attention that boss is my favorite poster
Most of them don't say "Accepted" or "Rejected" on their status checker. They'll update to a "decision has been made" or "decision has been sent". Then you get to eagerly sit by your mailbox waiting for that letter and fret for days on end if they made their decision so fast/slow/medium because you were an admit/reject/waitlist.
Hastings' status checker has "Decision - Admit" and "Decision - Deny" or something as options that can show on the status checker, and I believe some people on here found out their decisions that way first.