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[==cal==]

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[Astro]

Wow, cal.  You really dropped the ball in replying to this one.

We ought to cancel your dirty jokes repository.

[Astro]

Yes.  In fact, you must.

[Zam]

How do you tie a snake to a tree?

[Zam]

I wondered that too. But then I chose to focus on the massive python aspect rather than the tree tying

Well, because of you that aspect was already taken, so I had to find something else.

I mean, snakes slither, that's their thing, wouldn't they just slither out of the ropes tying them to the tree?

[Zam]

Or maybe eat the tree?

Maybe they didn't use a rope, maybe they just tied the snake in a knot.

In which case the reporter should have said, "tied the snake around the tree."

Imagining the snake in a knot is kind of funny. Can you make a snake into a bow?

[Zam]

If you can tie ears in a bow, I would imagine you can tie a snake in a bow

(Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?)

Good point.

[Astro]

Your MOM's a dog.

[Astro]

Your mom's nicely done...by ME.

That's what she said!

*mind explodes*