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« on: January 26, 2007, 11:36:46 PM »
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Re: WTF?! Snake eats 11 dogs!
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2007, 02:22:21 PM »
Wow, cal.  You really dropped the ball in replying to this one.

We ought to cancel your dirty jokes repository.
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Re: WTF?! Snake eats 11 dogs!
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2007, 03:33:34 PM »
Yes.  In fact, you must.
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Re: WTF?! Snake eats 11 dogs!
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2007, 04:09:10 PM »
How do you tie a snake to a tree?

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Re: WTF?! Snake eats 11 dogs!
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2007, 04:15:01 PM »
I wondered that too. But then I chose to focus on the massive python aspect rather than the tree tying

Well, because of you that aspect was already taken, so I had to find something else.

I mean, snakes slither, that's their thing, wouldn't they just slither out of the ropes tying them to the tree?

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Re: WTF?! Snake eats 11 dogs!
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2007, 04:17:51 PM »
Or maybe eat the tree?

Maybe they didn't use a rope, maybe they just tied the snake in a knot.

In which case the reporter should have said, "tied the snake around the tree."

Imagining the snake in a knot is kind of funny. Can you make a snake into a bow?

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Re: WTF?! Snake eats 11 dogs!
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2007, 04:27:35 PM »
If you can tie ears in a bow, I would imagine you can tie a snake in a bow

(Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?)

Good point.

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Re: WTF?! Snake eats 11 dogs!
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2007, 04:55:24 PM »
Your MOM's a dog.
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Re: WTF?! Snake eats 11 dogs!
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2007, 05:03:20 PM »
J, if you didn't bring enough penis for everyone, you shouldn't have brought any penis at all.