I flirt to get out of tickets. it's worked twice.
i've gotten out of a ticket because i played tennis with the cops daughter.
another time i was driving home from college with a backseat full of dirty laundry, there was absolutely no one else on the freeway and i was rocking out to my tunes and didn't realize i was speeding. the cop said he was following me for a long time and kinda laughed saying that i was really in my own world. i think he was amused by my singing, and i didn't get a ticket. plus he was hot. grrrrr.