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Cal's Dirty Jokes Repository (PSA: he's no lady)
« on: January 17, 2007, 06:04:04 PM »
Dirty jokes from other posters welcome as well.
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Re: Cal's Dirty Jokes Repository
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2007, 06:08:31 PM »
this should pass hank's flirting thread in no time

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Re: Cal's Dirty Jokes Repository
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2007, 07:48:13 PM »
Zings all around, my friends!
Pish, J only wants to waste YOUR time.  Get wise.

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Re: Cal's Dirty Jokes Repository
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2007, 07:56:42 PM »
I think there's nerdier, but this would definitely place you in the higher echelons of nerdy.


Pish, J only wants to waste YOUR time.  Get wise.

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Re: Cal's Dirty Jokes Repository
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2007, 06:12:21 PM »
Today sucks because I just dropped my plate at work and it shattered all over the floor.

broken plate, hole in the crotch, today isnt your day...

I should hope she has a hole in her crotch... ;)

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Re: Cal's Dirty Jokes Repository
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2007, 11:50:27 PM »
tag

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Re: Cal's Dirty Jokes Repository
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2007, 05:17:02 PM »
Finally, a cal-worthy atrocity from someone else...

No, I'm pretty sure john's mom is a bigwig at LSAC.


This is the Tit Car. You have no idea how long I had to bone my mom before she would process my *&^%.


HOLY *&^%!!! I have been deemed worthy!!!

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One's a cunning bunch of runts...
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Re: Cal's Dirty Jokes Repository
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2007, 01:48:24 AM »
It's such a pity I already scheduled my lobotomy.
That's cool how you referenced a case.

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Re: Cal's Dirty Jokes Repository
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2007, 02:35:54 AM »
This girl that everyone had a crush on in elementary/junior high never showed any interest in boys.  Her name was Meghan.  She was the queen of pop culture.  Knew everything about every movie, show, etc.  She used to ask me if I saw such and such, and I'd BS my way through saying I did just to talk to her.

One day she brought in Lemon Squares to class and distributed them to everyone.

After she was finished, and everyone enjoyed their lemon square, she announced...

"Haha, GCoop, I licked your lemon square before you ate it."

It was the happiest day of my prepubescent life.

That is a beautiful story

It would have been more beautiful if you'd gotten to lick her lemon square back



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Re: Cal's Dirty Jokes Repository
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2007, 02:21:40 PM »
Is anyone else bothered/surprised/aroused that doing Charles is not on Miss P's Absolutely Not list?

I just creamed Cady's pants thinking about it.

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