Get a sense of humor, Susan B. Anthony!
I'm going to cut a female dog. With a knife with a brown handle, natch.
Don't judge me. You've not had my life.
Pish, J only wants to waste YOUR time. Get wise.
Quote from: Blue Angel on January 18, 2007, 05:55:21 PMQuote from: Moni Lisa on January 18, 2007, 04:32:21 PMToday sucks because I just dropped my plate at work and it shattered all over the floor. broken plate, hole in the crotch, today isnt your day...I should hope she has a hole in her crotch...
Quote from: Moni Lisa on January 18, 2007, 04:32:21 PMToday sucks because I just dropped my plate at work and it shattered all over the floor. broken plate, hole in the crotch, today isnt your day...
Today sucks because I just dropped my plate at work and it shattered all over the floor.
Finally, a cal-worthy atrocity from someone else...Quote from: johnkorean on January 23, 2007, 05:07:45 PMQuote from: Memories of the OPC on January 23, 2007, 04:49:37 PMNo, I'm pretty sure john's mom is a bigwig at LSAC.This is the Tit Car. You have no idea how long I had to bone my mom before she would process my *&^%.
Quote from: Memories of the OPC on January 23, 2007, 04:49:37 PMNo, I'm pretty sure john's mom is a bigwig at LSAC.This is the Tit Car. You have no idea how long I had to bone my mom before she would process my *&^%.
No, I'm pretty sure john's mom is a bigwig at LSAC.
That's cool how you referenced a case.
I'm so far from the end of my tether right now that I reckon I could knit myself some socks with the slack.
Quote from: Cady on January 23, 2007, 10:51:38 PMQuote from: GCoop on January 23, 2007, 10:23:05 PMThis girl that everyone had a crush on in elementary/junior high never showed any interest in boys. Her name was Meghan. She was the queen of pop culture. Knew everything about every movie, show, etc. She used to ask me if I saw such and such, and I'd BS my way through saying I did just to talk to her.One day she brought in Lemon Squares to class and distributed them to everyone.After she was finished, and everyone enjoyed their lemon square, she announced..."Haha, GCoop, I licked your lemon square before you ate it."It was the happiest day of my prepubescent life.That is a beautiful storyIt would have been more beautiful if you'd gotten to lick her lemon square back
Quote from: GCoop on January 23, 2007, 10:23:05 PMThis girl that everyone had a crush on in elementary/junior high never showed any interest in boys. Her name was Meghan. She was the queen of pop culture. Knew everything about every movie, show, etc. She used to ask me if I saw such and such, and I'd BS my way through saying I did just to talk to her.One day she brought in Lemon Squares to class and distributed them to everyone.After she was finished, and everyone enjoyed their lemon square, she announced..."Haha, GCoop, I licked your lemon square before you ate it."It was the happiest day of my prepubescent life.That is a beautiful storyIt would have been more beautiful if you'd gotten to lick her lemon square back
This girl that everyone had a crush on in elementary/junior high never showed any interest in boys. Her name was Meghan. She was the queen of pop culture. Knew everything about every movie, show, etc. She used to ask me if I saw such and such, and I'd BS my way through saying I did just to talk to her.One day she brought in Lemon Squares to class and distributed them to everyone.After she was finished, and everyone enjoyed their lemon square, she announced..."Haha, GCoop, I licked your lemon square before you ate it."It was the happiest day of my prepubescent life.
Quote from: ==cal== on February 02, 2007, 02:20:05 PMQuote from: Cady on February 02, 2007, 02:18:44 PMQuote from: Secret Scout on February 02, 2007, 02:18:05 PMIs anyone else bothered/surprised/aroused that doing Charles is not on Miss P's Absolutely Not list?I just creamed Cady's pants thinking about it.
Quote from: Cady on February 02, 2007, 02:18:44 PMQuote from: Secret Scout on February 02, 2007, 02:18:05 PMIs anyone else bothered/surprised/aroused that doing Charles is not on Miss P's Absolutely Not list?I just creamed Cady's pants thinking about it.
Quote from: Secret Scout on February 02, 2007, 02:18:05 PMIs anyone else bothered/surprised/aroused that doing Charles is not on Miss P's Absolutely Not list?
Is anyone else bothered/surprised/aroused that doing Charles is not on Miss P's Absolutely Not list?
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