Voicemail transcipt: Dear Mike, had you answered your phone, I would now be congratulating you on your acceptance to Yale Law School. However, since we are clearly not important enough to your life for you to answer, I regret to inform you that after reviewing your file, we are sorry to say we can not extend a seat to you. Better luck next year.
Note: I'm aware that I've never spoken to you before, but I also notice that your silver medal is Harvard. You'll be fine regardless; good luck!