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Re: SFLSD: Oh! The inhumanities.
« Reply #72040 on: July 29, 2009, 05:39:40 PM »
Prediction: terribly typed post from Cady gets fawning response from Miss P in T minus 6 hours.
I do not like hats.
I do not like them on bats.
I would not like them near cats.
I would not like them made out of mats.

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« Reply #72041 on: July 29, 2009, 05:45:30 PM »
Prediction: terribly typed post from Cady gets fawning response from Miss P in T minus 6 hours.

I WILL TAKE THAT BET. I GIVE IT 2.5 HOURS.

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« Reply #72042 on: July 29, 2009, 05:53:26 PM »
Prediction: terribly typed post from Cady gets fawning response from Miss P in T minus 6 hours.

Sucker bet.

 :D
I do not like hats.
I do not like them on bats.
I would not like them near cats.
I would not like them made out of mats.

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Re: SFLSD: Oh! The inhumanities.
« Reply #72043 on: July 29, 2009, 06:28:29 PM »
Dear Everyone Who Doesn't Have A Three Day Bar Exam:

@#!* off.   >:(

* * *

Just kidding.

* * *

Well, maybe not entirely.

<headdesk>


::laughs insanely::

oh wait, i dont have a job....

::cries::
non ex transverso sed deorsum


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Re: SFLSD: Oh! The inhumanities.
« Reply #72044 on: July 29, 2009, 06:33:33 PM »
Dear Everyone Who Doesn't Have A Three Day Bar Exam:

@#!* off.   >:(

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Just kidding.

* * *

Well, maybe not entirely.

<headdesk>

HA HA

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Re: SFLSD: Oh! The inhumanities.
« Reply #72045 on: July 29, 2009, 06:40:04 PM »
Dear Everyone Who Doesn't Have A Three Day Bar Exam:

@#!* off.   >:(

* * *

Just kidding.

* * *

Well, maybe not entirely.

<headdesk>

I like this ::headdesk:: of which you speak.  I shall use it as well.
I do not like hats.
I do not like them on bats.
I would not like them near cats.
I would not like them made out of mats.

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Re: SFLSD: Oh! The inhumanities.
« Reply #72046 on: July 29, 2009, 07:00:41 PM »
In all seriousness though, I don't know how you 3-day bar people do it, and I feel very sad for you.

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Re: SFLSD: Oh! The inhumanities.
« Reply #72047 on: July 30, 2009, 12:46:17 AM »
BAR EXAMINEES
One day more!
Another day, another long essay.
This never-ending road to Thursday night.
These proctors seem to know our names
Will surely check our sheets again
One day more!

MBE FAN
I did not live until today.
How can I live when we take essays?

BAR EXAMINEES
One day more.

MBE FAN
Tomorrow you’ll be near graded.
And yet with you, my world has started!

REEXAMINEE
One more day to take this test.

MBE FAN
Will we ever meet again?

REEXAMINEE
Three more months until November.

MBE FAN
I love your solid questions.

REEXAMINEE
There’s a life that I will know.

MBE FAN
And I swear that I love you.

REEXAMINEE
And I’m desperate to pass it.

SINGLE BAR EXAMINEE
One more day until we’re done.

MBE FAN
Can I take more MBEs?

SINGLE BAR EXAMINEE
We will upload our last exam.

MBE FAN
Shall I write my essay too?

SINGLE BAR EXAMINEE
When the scores start to come

MBE FAN
Must I stay, and will I write?

SINGLE BAR EXAMINEE
Will you grant me a license?

ENSEMBLE
The time is now, the day is here!

BAR EXAMINEES
One day more!

BAR GRADERS
One more day until they’re done,
We will grade with our metric.
We will beat these little J.D.s,
They will wet themselves with ink!

BAR EXAMINEES
One day more!

ADMITTED LAWYERS
Watch ‘em run amuck,
Catch ‘em as they fall,
Never know your luck
When there’s a free for all,
Here a little ‘dip
There a little ‘touch
Most of them are goners
So they won’t miss much!

BAR EXAMINEES (2 groups)
1. One day to the end of the test.
2. Get in line to order a drink
1. All of us can pass the bar!
2. All of us can pass the bar!
1. There’s a new job for the having
2. There’s a new job to be had.

ENSEMBLE
Do you hear the people sing?

MBE FAN
My place is here, I’ll take this test!

BAR EXAMINEES
One day more!

MBE FAN
I did not live until today.

REEXAMINEE
One more day for this exam!

MBE FAN
How can I live when we are parted?

BAR GRADERS (overlapping)
We will pause these people’s dreaming
We will hold them hostage
We will grade their little essays,
We will determine what they know.

BAR EXAMINEES
One day more!

MBE FAN
Tomorrow I’ll write an essay

REEXAMINEE
What a life I want to know

MBE FAN
And yet with you my score has started!

BAR GRADERS (overlapping)
One more day until they're done
We will nip dreams in the bud
We’ll be ready for these J.D’s.

ADMITTED LAWYERS
Watch’em run amok
Catch ‘em as they fall
Never know your luck
When there’s a free-for-all!

BAR EXAMINEES
Tomorrow we’ll be far away,
November brings the judgment day.

ENSEMBLE
Tomorrow we’ll discover
What our God in Heaven has in store!
One more dawn
One more day
One day more!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odrZ6NtPR2M

(Interestingly enough, I don't think the Thenardiers' section needed to be changed...)
Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.

They're break-dance fighting.

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Re: SFLSD: Oh! The inhumanities.
« Reply #72048 on: July 30, 2009, 12:49:52 AM »
<-early casualty

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Re: SFLSD: Oh! The inhumanities.
« Reply #72049 on: July 30, 2009, 12:58:04 AM »
First thing I thought of this morning:

Not only do I need to take a test today, I also have to take a test tomorrow.
...
Crap.
Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.

They're break-dance fighting.