f-ing kill me. Somebody. Anybody. Please. Right here.
I'd do it, but I don't have a weapon and you have (or are, really) my fists, so really it'd be suicide, and then you can't be buried in a Catholic cemetery or something, if the tv is to be believed, and I know how much that matters to you, so I guess what I'm trying to say is that you might have to find someone else unless you can provide me with a weapon I can shoot or otherwise wield with my feet.