Quote from: frybread on May 31, 2008, 11:14:03 AMQuote from: Miss P on May 31, 2008, 02:07:26 AMI just realized that I have been watching five minutes of an infomercial for the Chic Shaper. I thought about trying it for a second (I'M NO CADY, OKAY?) but then I realized that I might feel cheated if I was getting to second base with a nice young lady and discovered this garment. Thoughts?My problem with the above is that "nice YOUNG ladies" are not in need of such a garment, as the garment is meant to challenge the law of gravity, which really only applies to (*)(*)s of a certain age and use history. Men who "physically inspect" women past that particular expiration date shouldn't be expecting the pre-gravity-affected goods, so if they're disappointed, well, they're idiots and the female companions should drop them like overripe, er, melons .You'd be surprised! Lots of young ones show the effects of gravity. (I did a bit of research on the subject in my 20s, you see. )
Quote from: Miss P on May 31, 2008, 02:07:26 AMI just realized that I have been watching five minutes of an infomercial for the Chic Shaper. I thought about trying it for a second (I'M NO CADY, OKAY?) but then I realized that I might feel cheated if I was getting to second base with a nice young lady and discovered this garment. Thoughts?My problem with the above is that "nice YOUNG ladies" are not in need of such a garment, as the garment is meant to challenge the law of gravity, which really only applies to (*)(*)s of a certain age and use history. Men who "physically inspect" women past that particular expiration date shouldn't be expecting the pre-gravity-affected goods, so if they're disappointed, well, they're idiots and the female companions should drop them like overripe, er, melons .
I just realized that I have been watching five minutes of an infomercial for the Chic Shaper. I thought about trying it for a second (I'M NO CADY, OKAY?) but then I realized that I might feel cheated if I was getting to second base with a nice young lady and discovered this garment. Thoughts?
mine arent big enough to be affected by gravity
That's cool how you referenced a case.
I'm so far from the end of my tether right now that I reckon I could knit myself some socks with the slack.
Quote from: Ashley E. on May 31, 2008, 02:39:12 PMmine arent big enough to be affected by gravity I'm not so sure about that. I think they're just young and perky.
I'm not show-offy.
Quote from: Miss P on May 31, 2008, 02:46:12 PMThat's what she said?She did!
That's what she said?
If it was a, that's what she said joke,
I thought it was about what your comme il faut observation deserved.
The noobs are so into themsleves you'd think they allready have offers at Tool, Tool, feminine hygiene product & Dumbass LLC
Quote from: Miss P on May 31, 2008, 02:59:44 PMI thought it was about what your comme il faut observation deserved.Fixed (now with P flair).
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