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SFLSD: Oh! The inhumanities.

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Re: SFLSD: I don't quite understand
« Reply #39890 on: April 18, 2008, 03:08:26 PM »
lol.

::favors all equally?::

::demands partition::

::puzzles over means of achieving partition. envisions profit::

<sues for sale of Goalieacre; demands accounting>

::requests Rule 24(a) Intervention of Right in proceedings::

::moves for 12(b)(6) dismissal::
::alleges frivolous claims::

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Re: SFLSD: I don't quite understand
« Reply #39891 on: April 18, 2008, 03:13:44 PM »
you guys...know a lot more about the law than i do

lol


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palsgraf
One day Wikipedia will become sentient and perform all of our litigation for us: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intervention_%28law%29
seriously.....wikipedia is the way to go for palsgraf


This is all my prof had to say about Palsgraf:

A man,  a package
Push, Bang - the scales are falling
Poor Helen Palsgraf

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Re: SFLSD: I don't quite understand
« Reply #39892 on: April 18, 2008, 03:24:06 PM »
lol.

::favors all equally?::

::demands partition::

::puzzles over means of achieving partition. envisions profit::

<sues for sale of Goalieacre; demands accounting>

::requests Rule 24(a) Intervention of Right in proceedings::

::moves for 12(b)(6) dismissal::
::alleges frivolous claims::

::moves for court to ignore J's motion, as J is non-party to the claim::

::moves to disbar J::

Does interpleading ever sound dirty to anyone else, or is that just me?

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Re: SFLSD: I don't quite understand
« Reply #39893 on: April 18, 2008, 03:25:21 PM »
lol.

::favors all equally?::

::demands partition::

::puzzles over means of achieving partition. envisions profit::

<sues for sale of Goalieacre; demands accounting>

::requests Rule 24(a) Intervention of Right in proceedings::

::moves for 12(b)(6) dismissal::
::alleges frivolous claims::

::moves for court to ignore J's motion, as J is non-party to the claim::

::moves to disbar J::

Does interpleading ever sound dirty to anyone else, or is that just me?

dirty girl

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Re: SFLSD: I don't quite understand
« Reply #39894 on: April 18, 2008, 03:54:28 PM »
they seem to be combining the prelaw and student boards.

unless they just messed something up.

You know, that's actually a pretty good idea.

::hangs around pre-law board::

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Re: SFLSD: I don't quite understand
« Reply #39895 on: April 18, 2008, 04:01:56 PM »
::wonders why goalie hasn't objected to her conversion into chattel::

::questions goalies commitment to womynhood::

I OBJECT!

I just figured it went without saying  :-[

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Re: SFLSD: I don't quite understand
« Reply #39896 on: April 18, 2008, 04:11:55 PM »
lol.

::favors all equally?::

::demands partition::

::puzzles over means of achieving partition. envisions profit::

<sues for sale of Goalieacre; demands accounting>

::requests Rule 24(a) Intervention of Right in proceedings::

::moves for 12(b)(6) dismissal::
::alleges frivolous claims::

::moves for court to ignore J's motion, as J is non-party to the claim::

::moves to disbar J::

::files class action::
::provides adequate notion to class::
::alleges, among others, egregious discrimination::


ETA:  Used wrong "__ al" and can't remember correct version.

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Re: SFLSD: I don't quite understand
« Reply #39897 on: April 18, 2008, 04:24:42 PM »
lol.

::favors all equally?::

::demands partition::

::puzzles over means of achieving partition. envisions profit::

<sues for sale of Goalieacre; demands accounting>

::requests Rule 24(a) Intervention of Right in proceedings::

::moves for 12(b)(6) dismissal::
::alleges frivolous claims::

::moves for court to ignore J's motion, as J is non-party to the claim::

::moves to disbar J::

::files class action::
::provides adequate notion to class::
::alleges, et al, egregious discrimination::

::moves to deny class certification on all factors::
::flaunts suspect classification::
::lols at notion of suspect class being accused of discrimination::
::counter-alleges abuse of white privilege::
::hints at willingness to settle::


::provides narrow class with substantial proof of prejudice::
::alleges violation of rights to property::
::cites FHA::
::plays hardball::
::pwns::

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Re: SFLSD: I don't quite understand
« Reply #39898 on: April 18, 2008, 04:27:59 PM »
Is this still going on in here?!

:::admonishes the assembled nerdocracy to catch this fart and paint it green:::

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Re: SFLSD: I don't quite understand
« Reply #39899 on: April 18, 2008, 04:29:53 PM »
lol.

::favors all equally?::

::demands partition::

::puzzles over means of achieving partition. envisions profit::

<sues for sale of Goalieacre; demands accounting>

::requests Rule 24(a) Intervention of Right in proceedings::

::moves for 12(b)(6) dismissal::
::alleges frivolous claims::

::moves for court to ignore J's motion, as J is non-party to the claim::

::moves to disbar J::

::files class action::
::provides adequate notion to class::
::alleges, et al, egregious discrimination::

::moves to deny class certification on all factors::
::flaunts suspect classification::
::lols at notion of suspect class being accused of discrimination::
::counter-alleges abuse of white privilege::
::hints at willingness to settle::


::provides narrow class with substantial proof of prejudice::
::alleges violation of rights to property::
::cites FHA::
::plays hardball::
::pwns::


::reminds J he is not a citizen::
::pwns::

::has enough ties for diversity jurisdiction as California citizen::
::winz::