lol.
::favors all equally?::
::demands partition::
::puzzles over means of achieving partition. envisions profit::
<sues for sale of Goalieacre; demands accounting>
::requests Rule 24(a) Intervention of Right in proceedings::
::moves for 12(b)(6) dismissal::
::alleges frivolous claims::
::moves for court to ignore J's motion, as J is non-party to the claim::
::moves to disbar J::
::files class action::
::provides adequate notion to class::
::alleges, among others, egregious discrimination::
ETA: Used wrong "__ al" and can't remember correct version.