SFLSD: Oh! The inhumanities.

[Astro]

lol.

::favors all equally?::

::demands partition::

::puzzles over means of achieving partition. envisions profit::

<sues for sale of Goalieacre; demands accounting>

::requests Rule 24(a) Intervention of Right in proceedings::

::moves for 12(b)(6) dismissal::
::alleges frivolous claims::

[goaliechica]

you guys...know a lot more about the law than i do

lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palsgraf
One day Wikipedia will become sentient and perform all of our litigation for us: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intervention_%28law%29

seriously.....wikipedia is the way to go for palsgraf

This is all my prof had to say about Palsgraf:

A man,  a package
Push, Bang - the scales are falling
Poor Helen Palsgraf

[goaliechica]

lol.

::favors all equally?::

::demands partition::

::puzzles over means of achieving partition. envisions profit::

<sues for sale of Goalieacre; demands accounting>

::requests Rule 24(a) Intervention of Right in proceedings::

::moves for 12(b)(6) dismissal::
::alleges frivolous claims::

::moves for court to ignore J's motion, as J is non-party to the claim::

::moves to disbar J::

Does interpleading ever sound dirty to anyone else, or is that just me?

[jer]

lol.

::favors all equally?::

::demands partition::

::puzzles over means of achieving partition. envisions profit::

<sues for sale of Goalieacre; demands accounting>

::requests Rule 24(a) Intervention of Right in proceedings::

::moves for 12(b)(6) dismissal::
::alleges frivolous claims::

::moves for court to ignore J's motion, as J is non-party to the claim::

::moves to disbar J::

Does interpleading ever sound dirty to anyone else, or is that just me?

dirty girl

[goaliechica]

they seem to be combining the prelaw and student boards.

unless they just messed something up.

You know, that's actually a pretty good idea.

::hangs around pre-law board::

[goaliechica]

::wonders why goalie hasn't objected to her conversion into chattel::

::questions goalies commitment to womynhood::

I OBJECT!

I just figured it went without saying 

[Astro]

lol.

::favors all equally?::

::demands partition::

::puzzles over means of achieving partition. envisions profit::

<sues for sale of Goalieacre; demands accounting>

::requests Rule 24(a) Intervention of Right in proceedings::

::moves for 12(b)(6) dismissal::
::alleges frivolous claims::

::moves for court to ignore J's motion, as J is non-party to the claim::

::moves to disbar J::

::files class action::
::provides adequate notion to class::
::alleges, among others, egregious discrimination::


ETA:  Used wrong "__ al" and can't remember correct version.

[Astro]

lol.

::favors all equally?::

::demands partition::

::puzzles over means of achieving partition. envisions profit::

<sues for sale of Goalieacre; demands accounting>

::requests Rule 24(a) Intervention of Right in proceedings::

::moves for 12(b)(6) dismissal::
::alleges frivolous claims::

::moves for court to ignore J's motion, as J is non-party to the claim::

::moves to disbar J::

::files class action::
::provides adequate notion to class::
::alleges, et al, egregious discrimination::

::moves to deny class certification on all factors::
::flaunts suspect classification::
::lols at notion of suspect class being accused of discrimination::
::counter-alleges abuse of white privilege::
::hints at willingness to settle::

::provides narrow class with substantial proof of prejudice::
::alleges violation of rights to property::
::cites FHA::
::plays hardball::
::pwns::

[hollowman988]

Is this still going on in here?!

:::admonishes the assembled nerdocracy to catch this fart and paint it green:::

[Astro]

lol.

::favors all equally?::

::demands partition::

::puzzles over means of achieving partition. envisions profit::

<sues for sale of Goalieacre; demands accounting>

::requests Rule 24(a) Intervention of Right in proceedings::

::moves for 12(b)(6) dismissal::
::alleges frivolous claims::

::moves for court to ignore J's motion, as J is non-party to the claim::

::moves to disbar J::

::files class action::
::provides adequate notion to class::
::alleges, et al, egregious discrimination::

::moves to deny class certification on all factors::
::flaunts suspect classification::
::lols at notion of suspect class being accused of discrimination::
::counter-alleges abuse of white privilege::
::hints at willingness to settle::

::provides narrow class with substantial proof of prejudice::
::alleges violation of rights to property::
::cites FHA::
::plays hardball::
::pwns::

::reminds J he is not a citizen::
::pwns::

::has enough ties for diversity jurisdiction as California citizen::
::winz::