SFLSD: Oh! The inhumanities.

[John Blackthorne]

I’m on a diet too. Today I went to my first ever Vegan restaurant (Matthies’s rule number 1, you can’t call yourself a restaurant if you don’t have a DG deep fryer!). So I spend 8 bucks on some dish I can’t pronounce, some guy with earlobes holes big enough to light on fire and have poodles jump though them puts this sauce stuff on it that is supposed to be dressing. I pay, I eat, I am still hungry. What was the point? 

I should just purge, at least I get the pelasure of eating something tasty first.

are you on a vegan diet?

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::holds LSD down for cal::

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Under a proposal distributed to police departments around the country by the Ministry of Public Security, parents called Zhou and Zhu would have four options when naming their newborn, the China Daily reported.

Their child's surname could be Zhou, Zhu, Zhouzhu or Zhuzhou.

[John Blackthorne]

This Englishman I've been talking to is gorgeous.

Bets on how long it takes me to scare him away completely?

if you continue with this bad attitude it may be less than a date

[Le Docteur De Peste]

Ugh, tomorrow I am so doing the run around in an effort to get motorcycle insurance coverage by Thursday.

1) Tonight, look for motorcycle safety course completion certificate. If lost...
1a) Tomorrow morning at 10ish, go to South San Francisco in person and receive replacement.
2) Drive to San Jose from SF to meet up with my mechanic and see my Vespa finally run!
3) Go to CHP and have vehicle approval (basically checking if the VIN #s are not stolen)
4) Go to DMV (w/o an appt!!!) to complete vehicle registration
5) Thursday: Copy license, safety course certificate, & vehicle registration. Complete insurance application, fax to east coast.
6) After fax transmission call agent to complete payment via credit card.
7) Hopefully have coverage (and the f-ing vespa itself, finally) Thursday evening.

[mega] ::crosses fingers:: [/mega]

[Le Docteur De Peste]

Oh I like coffee
And I like tea
I'd like to be able to enter a final plea
I still got this dream that you just can't shake
I love you to the point you can no longer take
Well all right okay
So be that way
I hope and pray
That there's something left to say

But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around?

::commiserates::

[Thistle]

This Englishman I've been talking to is gorgeous.

Bets on how long it takes me to scare him away completely?

offer to let him spank you.  brits are a pushover for a pat on the bum

[Le Docteur De Peste]

Woot for Johnny.

It's Chili Bar Week at work.

That's almost as exciting, right?

Any chipotle goodness?

[Thistle]

I'm pretty sure the lube is brand new. 

Pretty sure? Does lube go bad? I mean is there a “best if used by” date on the bottle? Would hate to be in desperate need of lube only to find out its gone rancid in my time of need.   

i'm pretty sure lube lasts forever.  i mean, its like a petroleum product.

[Le Docteur De Peste]

Ugh, tomorrow I am so doing the run around in an effort to get motorcycle insurance coverage by Thursday.

1) Tonight, look for motorcycle safety course completion certificate. If lost...
1a) Tomorrow morning at 10ish, go to South San Francisco in person and receive replacement.
2) Drive to San Jose from SF to meet up with my mechanic and see my Vespa finally run!
3) Go to CHP and have vehicle approval (basically checking if the VIN #s are not stolen)
4) Go to DMV (w/o an appt!!!) to complete vehicle registration
5) Thursday: Copy license, safety course certificate, & vehicle registration. Complete insurance application, fax to east coast.
6) After fax transmission call agent to complete payment via credit card.
7) Hopefully have coverage (and the f-ing vespa itself, finally) Thursday evening.

[mega] ::crosses fingers:: [/mega]

Wow that is a a lot of work to go though to ride a Vespa! Here is Denver it seems there is only one qualification you must meet to be able to ride vespa’s or other such scoters on the open road: you must be at least 300 pounds or more and under 5’2. Seriously, they have the largest people and the smallest mopeds here.   

"WELCOME TO DENVER!"