SFLSD: Oh! The inhumanities.

[mugatu]

The movie? The old version? Is the new one even out yet?

<------Used to be a Rand-head, got out of it.

OK, seriously...you can't ask questions if you don't g-dub.  Or, at least read.   

[mugatu]

190k in NYC?

http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/06/atl_reader_poll_wwnyd.php#more

If that's true, I'm about 50% less likely to apply for summers in CA.

harumph

[LaneSwerver]

I'm sorry. I said in the settlement agreement I'd never sit next to you again.

Should I take the train (SEPTA, tranfer to NJ Transit in Trenton) to New York, or Greyhound?

I think Greyhound is cheaper, and slightly more annoying.

I'm a freak magnet, so every time I've taken Greyhound I end up with bipolar wackos who are off their meds talking to me, despite my best efforts to politely ignore them. Trains don't have the same problem, in my experience.

Wait a minute...were you the guy with one lens in his glasses, who was scavenging cigarette butts out of the ashtrays? Or the gangster-wanna-be who kept asking if I had any weed, even though I told you I was a DEA agent, thinking it would make you go away?

Look, a settlement is a settlement. Legally binding. You don't discuss, I don't discuss. Say, you got any weed yet?

 

I'll take that as a no.

[mugatu]

I'd still take 160 in LA over 190 in NY

I'd commute from Santa Barbara

global warmer!

[LaneSwerver]

I'm sorry. I said in the settlement agreement I'd never sit next to you again.

Should I take the train (SEPTA, tranfer to NJ Transit in Trenton) to New York, or Greyhound?

I think Greyhound is cheaper, and slightly more annoying.

I'm a freak magnet, so every time I've taken Greyhound I end up with bipolar wackos who are off their meds talking to me, despite my best efforts to politely ignore them. Trains don't have the same problem, in my experience.

Wait a minute...were you the guy with one lens in his glasses, who was scavenging cigarette butts out of the ashtrays? Or the gangster-wanna-be who kept asking if I had any weed, even though I told you I was a DEA agent, thinking it would make you go away?

Look, a settlement is a settlement. Legally binding. You don't discuss, I don't discuss. Say, you got any weed yet?

 

btw, I've heard Guam is a great place for criminal trial experience. Is that accurate?

Caught you prior to the edit...and yes, of course it is. Just last week I prosecuted a mule for eating a fetid pineapple in someone else's shanty. Big case. I'm waiting for the mule to appeal.

[LaneSwerver]

Oh, here I am in DC, being bored. 

Yeah, well, I gotta be pretty bored myself to be visiting this place...just checking in to see if any of the old-timers were around. Not too many left, it seems.

T is lurking right now.  I think he's afraid to jump back in.  Chica is recovering from food poisoning.  I think Pres is still lurking about somewhere...

Yeah, I saw T. Chica needs to avoid the fetid coconuts and she'd be fine.

[LaneSwerver]

Off to bed now. Back in six or seven months. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

[Thistle]

Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish!

How have you been?

Living the dream that is Guam Law. I got an A in coconut reclamation. How 'bout you?

no *&^%?  we had a grad from here come back and tell us about guam law.  having already lived on guam for a year, the island wear days in court were not a huge selling point.

however, my wife loved guam and wants me to consider going back.

to which i say 

[Elephant Lee]

My dog was whining about going out so I gave him a long winded lecture about how he didn't think about poopin' when we were out a couple hours ago. His lack of planning did not constitute an emergency for me. He quieted down after that.

[mugatu]

http://www.toshibadirect.com/td/b2c/cmod.to?coid=-33781

I saw this today and about creamed my pants.  Take the product tour!

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Once again, at&t did not have my phone.

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Now I'm off to go hang with a friend, but my patent review CDs are on their way, and I'm gonna be able to really get studying soon!  Then I won't have to worry about a life because I just won't have one!