Boss: You'll get in to Baylor, no doubt. Chin up! Maybe it will come today. It could be in the mail box RIGHT NOW. I am thinking of employing my fiance as an official mail-getter. He works at home, and I want to ask him to check the mail at 2:30 every day and call me at work or email me with an update.
Wait, you didn't use the f-word or write "I hate Jesus" on your app.? Did you?!