For Yale's PS, I wrote about the void. The abyss. The nothingness.
I did the same for my Yale application.
If they like nothingness, and by extension existentialism, maybe they'll call me up out of the blue and say "ZAP, we've been saving a seat for someone just like you... someone who sees outside the box and draws outside the lines... someone whose application is so minimalist you didn't even apply!"
And then, maybe I'll see some of you there!