Good-bye sexpot-Shakira

[inthesun]

Sexpot-Shakira will be retiring.  I apologize to all of those she left in the dust with broken hearts, and all the one-night stands.  This can be your last moment to get a message to her...be kind.  She's sad about her departure. 

[thechoson]

I love your vagina.

[lexylit]

you stole my halo 

[NYKnicks]

Bert loves you Shakira.

[inthesun]

Shakira will never forget Bert. 

Lexy, my halo is a cheap knock-off.   

[dr_draino]

...and I'd just gotten to where I identified long dark hair and big smile with biscuit...now he's gone and you're back to your Daisy look...this is gonna take a couple days of adjustement....

Sexpot-Shakira will be retiring.  I apologize to all of those she left in the dust with broken hearts, and all the one-night stands.  This can be your last moment to get a message to her...be kind.  She's sad about her departure. 

[inthesun]

...and I'd just gotten to where I identified long dark hair and big smile with biscuit...now he's gone and you're back to your Daisy look...this is gonna take a couple days of adjustement....

Sexpot-Shakira will be retiring.  I apologize to all of those she left in the dust with broken hearts, and all the one-night stands.  This can be your last moment to get a message to her...be kind.  She's sad about her departure. 

Let me know if there's anything I can do to help.

[NYKnicks]

Bert weeps for the days that are now past.

[inthesun]

Just re-visit the shirtless Shakira thread.  Bert will always be in her heart.

[NYKnicks]

Bert will recover, tonight, he has Ernie's rubber ducky.

Ok I will stop with this now.