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the "yo mamma's so fat" thread

ALL TIME BEST MOTHER JOKE
« Reply #50 on: August 31, 2004, 10:34:13 PM »
Runner up:

Yo momma got so much hair in her armpits it looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock


Winner:

Yo momma so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas

Re: the "yo mamma's so fat" thread
« Reply #51 on: August 31, 2004, 11:22:05 PM »
yo mamma so fat when people turned of gravity and then turned on she fell and caused the 1906 earthquake.

inthesun

Re: ALL TIME BEST MOTHER JOKE
« Reply #52 on: August 31, 2004, 11:23:15 PM »
Runner up:

Yo momma got so much hair in her armpits it looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock



I heard this one with Don King instead of Buckwheat.

Re: the "yo mamma's so fat" thread
« Reply #53 on: August 31, 2004, 11:25:32 PM »
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo Momma so fat she stood on a scale, and the scales life flashed before it eyes

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma so fat the female dog is just FAT.

inthesun

Re: the "yo mamma's so fat" thread
« Reply #54 on: August 31, 2004, 11:26:19 PM »
I hope this one's new, I didn't read the whole thread:

Your mamma's so fat, when she wears red, kids call her the cool-aid man.

Annie

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Re: the "yo mamma's so fat" thread
« Reply #55 on: September 01, 2004, 12:47:34 PM »
I hope this hasn't been stated:

Yo momma's so fat, when God said "Let there be light," he had to ask her to move outta the way.