I am not sure if this thread has been done, but the situation I had over the weekend warrants a revival.
I was bartending on Saturday, and I had a wonderful older couple sitting upstairs in my bar. (Older read: seventyish). I was so "on" with this table: our conversation was great, and I was really enjoying these people. It was near the end of my shift, and I realized that I had not called Osco to fill my birth control prescription (surprise, I'm not a virgin). I took my old packet downstairs and called it in on the phone, returning the packet into my apron. When I returned, the couple was ready for their check, so I dropped it at the table. In the middle of a conversation with the bartender who was relieving me, I notice my birth control packet sticking out of the check I dropped at the table!!! I was soooooo horrified. You should of seen the look on my face. I rush over to the table, and slipped the packet into my apron, hoping they didn't notice. It was pretty obvious. I went into the kitchen and hid until they left...I couldn't bear to go back. They left me a nice comment card, but I am getting embarassed just thinking about it.