Post it here: Stuff you wish you could put on your resume

[Brito]

President, Britomart fan club (2006-present)

Hehehe.   

[angelina7]

The most powerful Jedi in the galaxy.

I'm more powerful than the Emperor!

I've never seen Star Wars.   If only I could honestly say that...

I can honestly say that...... 

[FossilJ]

Lucky.

[FossilJ]

H4CS's assistant and chef extraordinaire.

[Soft Factors]

4.0 / 180

2001 - 2005 -. City Garbage Removal
Employee
Worked throughout undergrad to pay for school and help with my mother's mortgage.
Never broke a bag.

1994 . The Cochran Firm
Intern
Came up with the enthymeme, "If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit."

[Data]

Goodwill Ambassador for UNICEF with active duties in minefield deactivation for the people of xxx who have had to tirelessly protect themselves against remote despot tribal dictator xxx.

Beginning my own software company, I divide my time between the aforementioned goodwill ambassador country and work.  And have consequently, muscled Bill Gates out of the software industry for good this time.

I would also like to add that I won the NYC Marathon thrice.

Was mayor.

And bought (er) adopted a child from some remote African nation like Angelina Jolie and Madonna.

[Socraotes]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle - 1990-present

The chairs would be very sloppy after you sat on them, you slimy fiend. As for myself:

Chief Justice of the United States (1801 - present)
 Participated in deciding such cases as:
  Marbury vs. Madison, Sheldon v. Sill, Griswold v. Connecticut, Abington School District v. Shempp, Engel v. Vitale, Roe v. Wade, Gregg v. Georgia,

Street Fighter (1987 - present)
 Developed the "sonic boom" while working for the US Air Force.

[Soft Factors]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle - 1990-present

Street Fighter (1987 - present)
 Developed the "sonic boom" while working for the US Air Force.

Russian Counter Intelligence (1988)
Developed Zangief

[radioface]

Make a travelings of U S and A and talk to many a people who I like. But not with force. Niiice. High-five.

[Vick]

Make a travelings of U S and A and talk to many a people who I like. But not with force. Niiice. High-five.

My a sister is a de 4 most popular prostitute in Kazakhstan.  She very good at mouth sex.