Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle - 1990-present
The chairs would be very sloppy after you sat on them, you slimy fiend. As for myself:
Chief Justice of the United States (1801 - present)
Participated in deciding such cases as:
Marbury vs. Madison, Sheldon v. Sill, Griswold v. Connecticut, Abington School District v. Shempp, Engel v. Vitale, Roe v. Wade, Gregg v. Georgia,
Street Fighter (1987 - present)
Developed the "sonic boom" while working for the US Air Force.