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Re: Post it here: Stuff you wish you could put on your resume
« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2006, 11:15:07 PM »
President, Britomart fan club (2006-present)

Hehehe.   :D
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Re: Post it here: Stuff you wish you could put on your resume
« Reply #31 on: November 03, 2006, 02:18:18 AM »
The most powerful Jedi in the galaxy.

I'm more powerful than the Emperor!

I've never seen Star Wars.   If only I could honestly say that... ;)

I can honestly say that......  :P

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Re: Post it here: Stuff you wish you could put on your resume
« Reply #32 on: November 03, 2006, 02:46:19 AM »
Lucky.
Pish, J only wants to waste YOUR time.  Get wise.

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Re: Post it here: Stuff you wish you could put on your resume
« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2006, 02:50:01 AM »
H4CS's assistant and chef extraordinaire.
Pish, J only wants to waste YOUR time.  Get wise.

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Re: Post it here: Stuff you wish you could put on your resume
« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2006, 08:12:40 AM »
4.0 / 180

2001 - 2005 -. City Garbage Removal
Employee
Worked throughout undergrad to pay for school and help with my mother's mortgage.
Never broke a bag.

1994 . The Cochran Firm
Intern
Came up with the enthymeme, "If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit."
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Re: Post it here: Stuff you wish you could put on your resume
« Reply #35 on: November 03, 2006, 08:32:04 AM »
Goodwill Ambassador for UNICEF with active duties in minefield deactivation for the people of xxx who have had to tirelessly protect themselves against remote despot tribal dictator xxx.

Beginning my own software company, I divide my time between the aforementioned goodwill ambassador country and work.  And have consequently, muscled Bill Gates out of the software industry for good this time.

I would also like to add that I won the NYC Marathon thrice.

Was mayor.

And bought (er) adopted a child from some remote African nation like Angelina Jolie and Madonna.

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Re: Post it here: Stuff you wish you could put on your resume
« Reply #36 on: November 03, 2006, 09:11:45 AM »
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle - 1990-present

The chairs would be very sloppy after you sat on them, you slimy fiend. As for myself:

Chief Justice of the United States (1801 - present)
 Participated in deciding such cases as:
  Marbury vs. Madison, Sheldon v. Sill, Griswold v. Connecticut, Abington School District v. Shempp, Engel v. Vitale, Roe v. Wade, Gregg v. Georgia,

Street Fighter (1987 - present)
 Developed the "sonic boom" while working for the US Air Force.

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« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2006, 09:59:38 AM »
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle - 1990-present


Street Fighter (1987 - present)
 Developed the "sonic boom" while working for the US Air Force.

Russian Counter Intelligence (1988)
Developed Zangief
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« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2006, 10:50:55 AM »
Make a travelings of U S and A and talk to many a people who I like. But not with force. Niiice. High-five.
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« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2006, 10:58:08 AM »
Make a travelings of U S and A and talk to many a people who I like. But not with force. Niiice. High-five.

My a sister is a de 4 most popular prostitute in Kazakhstan.  She very good at mouth sex.