Evolution and gravity are both theories.
But this is still a train-wreck, and I can't believe I stopped to rubberneck.
Matt...What makes you think that everyone takes the same classes as you?I could discuss Finite Automata with you and be like "ggeeeezzz Matt!! this was in chapter one of my computer theory book!!!"Something being in the first chapter of one of YOUR texbooks in YOUR area of study does not excuse your behaviour.