My apologies to Montell Jordan and my man Dewitt
Now here is my story that I tell to you
You may not believe me but I swear it’s true
Escaped to New York on a getaway
Cause there’ no action on LSD on a Saturday
And that’s when I saw her from across the room
Revealed like a treasure from a long lost tomb
She had dark hair and creamy skin
That’s how it all begins
She said she bombed on her LSAT score
I told her don’t worry cause there will be more
She said you look skinnier in real life
I told her muscles are just overblown hype
I was finally in the presence of Jrtzsweetie
That was enough to make all the LSD guys greedy…
But then suddenly Dewitt started screaming that she’s the one
I grabbed her and told her we had to run
Suddenly all the LSDers were everywhere
Trying to beat the *&^% out of me and rip my hair
She told me no I cannot stay
So let’s say our goodbye tonight..
It all happened once upon a time….
Once upon a time….
I had to find a way to bring her back to me…
So I made a plan of how to kill Ttweed
So tomorrow night, mi amore I will find…
It happened all at once upon a time…
Once upon a time…..