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How do you tell someone they have a serious B.O. problem?
« on: August 27, 2004, 10:14:53 AM »
Yo I was just chillin at Starbucks right . . . and I was minding my own business while soft Norah Jones music was being played in the background. I was waiting for this chick.

Anyway some cat I make music with came in. Dude sat down next to me, we started talking business like how he's gonna lace some vocals to one of my beats. But this guy is too eccentric . . . he came in the store with a rice hat lookin like a gay ass Raiden. I told him time and time again . . . leave that hat at home motherfukkah . ..  but he doesnt listen. He tries to be different and thats good but he takes it too far.


Btw, he's a well-known underground rapper, I wont say his name cuz I dont want to put him on blast.

But thats not even the worst part, dude smelled like the inside of a turtles shell . . . or like some boiling lobsters. How am I supposed to conduct business like this? I think he sleeps in cavarns.


Should I tell him whats up?




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Re: How do you tell someone they have a serious B.O. problem?
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2004, 10:16:17 AM »
i like the smell of boiling lobsters.
'why does it hurt so much when i poke it?'

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Re: How do you tell someone they have a serious B.O. problem?
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2004, 10:22:47 AM »
When you say make music with... is that a code for having sex with... or actually make music??  ???
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Re: How do you tell someone they have a serious B.O. problem?
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2004, 10:24:28 AM »
i like the smell of boiling lobsters.


I think it depends what he eats the night before. Because another time I could've swear he smelled like scallops au gratin. Maybe his closet is next to his kitchen.

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Re: How do you tell someone they have a serious B.O. problem?
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2004, 10:32:42 AM »
When you say make music with... is that a code for having sex with... or actually make music??  ???

No, I'm homophobic.


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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2004, 10:36:53 AM »
oh... i was a tad confused there
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Re: How do you tell someone they have a serious B.O. problem?
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2004, 10:51:54 AM »
oh... i was a tad confused there


haha

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Re: How do you tell someone they have a serious B.O. problem?
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2004, 11:09:23 AM »
Victor - I had a similar dilemma and here is what our fellow LSDers suggested:

http://www.lawschooldiscussion.org/prelaw/index.php/topic,5286.0.html


BTW - you should get over your homophobia, really.  You seem like a nice guy, why would you mar yourself over people's sexuality preferences? 

I would tell the guy politely that he doesn't smell so fresh since you sort of know him, it might not be as offensive as me trying to tell a random stranger.

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Re: How do you tell someone they have a serious B.O. problem?
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2004, 11:28:10 AM »
you should get him a can of spray on deodorant and attach a post-it that says 'save the environment'
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Re: How do you tell someone they have a serious B.O. problem?
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2004, 11:31:05 AM »
The Raiden hat's awesome!  Raiden is the coolest guy in Mortal Kombat, so I'd definitely listen to a rapper who emulated his style.

It could be a kind of Asian-inflected hip-hop like Wu-Tang... doesn't have to be a liability.

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