me. i wrote my entire PS in portuguese, yet it has nothing to do brazil or portugal -- not even any portuguese speasking african countries. it is just about my experience in this great town of new orleans. since i am applying to all 187 law schools (i am rich, so wtf), my hope is that i will find one portuguese speaking committe member at some school. that one person will surely be so impressed that they will be forced to grant me admission on the spot. i have decided that this is my only chance, because i did not break the 2.0 barrier in college, and even though one supposedly cannot "fail" the lsat, i did -- 126.