Here's one that I remember from last year:
Hi, great board! Question for the team:
Why hasn't anyone thought of this? If I put that I'm homosexual on my PS, but am really heterosexual, how will adcoms find out!? It's not like they administer polygraphs or something, right? I hope not 'cause I'm terrible at math. BTW, thats kinda why I need an edge. 'Cause, I'm soooo bad at math. I think I have ADD Disorder. Wait, could I tie that into the homosexuality? I think struggling with both will really give me the edge when I apply to The HYS.