1. I should get a gmail invite because, even though I haven't been a poster for very long, I've come to enjoy your style on the board. Especially your passion for refuting tyson. And having a gmail invite will help me get into law school because the ad comms will think to themselves, "Wow, he's connected and cool, because he got a gmail account."
2. The meaning of life is to have the most positive impact on the lives around you. I will try to fulfill this by becoming a civil rights lawyer and making sure that the rights of the poor and downtrodden are protected. You can begin to fulfill this by giving me a gmail invite

I would appreciate it soooooo much.