If Las Vegas bookmakers had taken bets on such things during the summer of 2000, their odds against me becoming a college basketball player would probably have been similar to their odds against Ralph Nader winning the Presidential election. Iíd experienced some success on my high school team, but players of my build simply arenít cut out to play basketball in college. Iím a 6í4 post player, tiny by college standards. I canít jump. Iím not quick. Worst of all, my game is downright ugly. If Michael Jordanís effortless grace can be compared to a great piece of art, my comical lumbering on the court is more aesthetically analogous to the assortment of multi-colored porcelain ducks that so many grandmas proudly display in their kitchen. What do y'all think?
ha yeah I know I asked you guys to rip it apart...and I appreciate the honest criticism. After all, better that people here tell me my alliteration sucks than for me to receive a big old rejection letter from law schools later this year.So here's my question...should I just trash this opener and start over, taking a different approach? Or do I just need to fix some of the more noxious devices?