LSAT found to cause anxiety, sleep deprivation, hepatitis, syphilis, bronchitis, premature hair loss, strep throat, trolling multi accounts, nightmares, the common cold, debilitating thumb infections, bladder control problems, and chest pains!WARNING!!!
The D-DUB Club is now the proud sponsor of The A-HA Scholarship!
The A-HA Scholarship
"Set your hopes up way too high"
We'll fund the Living Daylights out of you.
A______ / H_____ / A_____ want YOU to succeed! Accepting applications now.
"Submit an essay of no more than 500 words detailing how everyone else is inferior to you. If you know others applying for the A-HA Scholarship, this would be the appropriate place to employ ad hominem attacks."
Current Troll Threat Level: THREAT
DRosterONE of the FIVE GREATEST WRITERS EVER and CHAIRMAN of the OWNAGE DEPARTMENT: REDACTEDHE WHO PARRIES YOUR LUNGE FOOLY: REDACTEDMOST SANCTIMONIOUS MASTER of MIRACLES: REDACTEDSPAWNER of TROLLS and PROGENITOR of the REFLEXIVE TROLL SPECIES: REDACTEDMASTER of SOC520 and NEVER ATTENDED a CLASS and ORACLE of the SACRED NUMBERS: REDACTEDHE WHO SCORED HIGHER than YOU on the LSAT: REDACTEDGUARDIAN of the NON-STANDARD CAT and CO-CHAIR of the OWNAGE DEPARTMENT: REDACTEDMISTRESS of the FILET MIGNON and LEADER of the HAREM DEPARTMENT: REDACTEDSHE who CHAIRS the ILLICIT AFFAIRS DEPARTMENT and BLINDS the OPPOSITION with LUMINESCENT BRILLIANCE: REDACTEDGRAND MASTER WHACK: REDACTEDSHE who DANCES LIKE MONKEYS to BEWILDER and AMUSE the OPPOSITION only to LEAP FORTH and GOUGE OUT their EYES: REDACTEDSHE who WIELDS the CMS with RIGHTEOUS FURY and has MASTERFUL KNOWLEDGE of the WOODEN BAT and BALL: REDACTEDTHE DEVIL: REDACTED