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Author Topic: The D-DUB: Send lawyers, guns, and money.  (Read 100799 times)

urp

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The D-DUB: Send lawyers, guns, and money.
« on: September 24, 2006, 01:55:19 PM »
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Re: The D-DUB Club. Like the Phoenix and Jesus all at once.
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2006, 01:58:15 PM »
I'm in.


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Re: The D-DUB Club. Like the Phoenix and Jesus all at once.
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2006, 02:05:32 PM »
Now that I'm here on the first page, can I be an official member?

Pleeeezze?

I'll dance like a monkey for everyone or something.

Edit:  have fun guys. 8)
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Re: The D-DUB Club. Like the Phoenix and Jesus all at once.
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2006, 01:22:50 PM »
in that case it was a gastank, right?
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Re: The D-DUB Club. Like the Phoenix and Jesus all at once.
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2006, 04:05:15 PM »
Someone call for the Doctor?
Let's get down to brass tacks here, man. How much for the ape?

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Re: The D-DUB Club. Like the Phoenix and Jesus all at once.
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2006, 08:02:17 PM »
buncha pretty rocks and *&^%
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Re: The D-DUB Club. Like the Phoenix and Jesus all at once.
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2006, 08:05:05 PM »
sowwy

they was breftakin
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Re: The D-DUB Club. Gandalf was here.
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2006, 03:06:18 PM »
I don't remember the thing about talking about it.
Is this true?

The first rule of the LSAT is - you do not talk about the LSAT. The second rule of the LSAT is - you DO NOT talk about the LSAT. Third rule of the LSAT, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the LSAT is over.
I was referring to your intellectual penis. Which is quite robust.

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Re: The D-DUB Club. Gandalf was here.
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2006, 11:15:54 PM »
I don't know what this thread is about...but I am all about the Gandalf stalking.


(Was he really here?)
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