::clutches doll with matching outfit::
::flippers Sax on ass just for the hell of it::
i'm not gonna judge, i just think you are a f-ing weirdo
4. You wake up the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try? Sex. Duh.
40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?Showing homemade porn
48. Book you could read repeatedly?Catcher in the Rye
50. Favorite style, color, brand of underwear?VS tanga, black and hot pink
8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other? ignorance
14. Something you'd really like to but probably wont ever be able to Really feel as though I've gained my father's approval
47. favorite cereal? Frosted Mini-Wheats and Lucky Charms
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?Texas.
4. You wake up the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try? Masturbating.
17. If you were an animal what would you be(NOT what do you want to be)? Penguin. Serial Monogamist. Likes to cuddle. Doesn't fly. Prefers the cold.
21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities? Blow torch.
29. Sport you hate the most?Baseball.
49. What's the meannest thing you've ever done?Made one of my students cry.
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