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Deep Questions Myspace Survey No. 421
« on: August 16, 2006, 08:29:29 PM »
1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?

2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias what is it?

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?

4. You wake up the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?

5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?

6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?

7. top three celebrities you wanna do?

8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?

9. What is the last movie you saw that acutally scared you?

10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?

11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution what's your last meal?

12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?

13. Before you die you want to go to...?

14. Something you'd really like to but probably wont ever be able to

15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?

16. A drug you'll never try?

17. If you were an animal what would you be(NOT what do you want to be)?

18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?

19. Whats something most people don't know about you?

20. first celebrity crush?

21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?

22. what's worse commies or nazis??

23. Favorite breakfast bread style(pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)?

24. Favorite parody movie?

25. Worst way to die?

26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?

27. The worst injury you've ever had?

28. Favorite thing about thanksgiving?

29. Sport you hate the most?

30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?

31. what's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?

32. Favorite Actor/Actress?

33. What's one word you absolutely detest?

34. What makes an awesome party?

35. What's your material obsession?

36. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you?

37. Favorite kind of dog?

38. Favorite carnival food(everyone has one)?

39. morning or night person?

40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?

41. Weirdest ebay purchase?

42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?

43. Its Saturday at 3am where are you?

44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?

45.Worst job you've ever had?

46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?

47. favorite cereal?

48. Book you could read repeatedly?

49. What's the meannest thing you've ever done?

50. Favorite style, color, brand of underwear?
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Re: Deep Questions Myspace Survey No. 421
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2006, 08:55:24 PM »
1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?

Jesus

2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias what is it?

Edmond Dantes

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?

Texas

4. You wake up the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?

a rabbit :D

5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?

Luke

6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?

R/C Submarine

7. top three celebrities you wanna do?

Diane Lane, Scarlett Johansson, and Erin Andrews

8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?

Infidelity

9. What is the last movie you saw that acutally scared you?

Don't remember

10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?

I'll plead the 5th

11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution what's your last meal?

Denny's lumberjack slam

12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?

Been in love

13. Before you die you want to go to...?

Australia

14. Something you'd really like to but probably wont ever be able to

Walk on Mars

15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?

Toucan

16. A drug you'll never try?

Heroin

17. If you were an animal what would you be(NOT what do you want to be)?

Owl

18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?

Mary

19. Whats something most people don't know about you?

It's a secret

20. first celebrity crush?

Andrea Parker

21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?

H&K USP Compact 0.40 S&W

22. what's worse commies or nazis??

Nazis

23. Favorite breakfast bread style(pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)?

Toast

24. Favorite parody movie?

Blazing Saddles

25. Worst way to die?

Thirst

26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?

IRL: my severed finger.  Picture: a head after it's been hit with a 7.62mm round

27. The worst injury you've ever had?

stiches to the head

28. Favorite thing about thanksgiving?

The smell of a fireplace and the crunch of leaves.

29. Sport you hate the most?

Golf

30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?

San Francisco

31. what's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?

Swing dancing

32. Favorite Actor/Actress?

Denzel Washington/Gene Hackman

33. What's one word you absolutely detest?

"no"

34. What makes an awesome party?

Lots of flirting

35. What's your material obsession?

My ring

36. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you?

You're inflexible

37. Favorite kind of dog?

Don't have one

38. Favorite carnival food(everyone has one)?

Funnel cakes

39. morning or night person?

night

40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?

I'll hook up with anyone (that's female).

41. Weirdest ebay purchase?

a plastic model (my only one)

42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?

Subway sandwich

43. Its Saturday at 3am where are you?

In bed...most of the time

44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?

a girl, I'll call "Clare"

45.Worst job you've ever had?

Soliciting

46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?

I always get my HW done before having fun

47. favorite cereal?

Lucky Charms

48. Book you could read repeatedly?

Catcher in the Rye

49. What's the meannest thing you've ever done?

We REALLY won't go there...

50. Favorite style, color, brand of underwear?

GAP Boxers

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Re: Deep Questions Myspace Survey No. 421
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2006, 10:18:17 PM »
Bored and school hasn't started yet...

1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays? Uh, neither of us would have to pay. You can't charge Jesus for a meal!

2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias what is it? Jane Doe. ;D

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently? Rhode Island. It's so small, who'd miss it?

4. You wake up the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try? haha no comment

5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo? hate starwars but i'd say han solo cuz mark hamill is a dork

6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child? hmmm i've always gotten what i've wanted but i never asked for THAT much

7. top three celebrities you wanna do? Ray Lewis, Blair Underwood, LL Cool J (Steve Harris has an honorable mention. I just couldn't leave out Blair. That man is beautiful. He looked so good in Sex And The City)

8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other? ignorance

9. What is the last movie you saw that acutally scared you? The Hills Have Eyes. It didn't really "scare" me but it was pretty damn creepy

10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud? "Minnie's f-ing goofy" with one of my professors (whom is one of the most respected professors at my school) right behind me...

11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution what's your last meal? Nice big juicy cheeseburger with fries and mashed potatoes

12. What's something that most people do that you've never done? Used drugs? Not that "most" people do that but that's all I can think of

13. Before you die you want to go to...? France

14. Something you'd really like to but probably wont ever be able to Really feel as though I've gained my father's approval

15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet? I don't want a pet: wild or domesticated. But if I had to choose... I don't know, a dolphin? LOL

16. A drug you'll never try? all of the illegal ones

17. If you were an animal what would you be(NOT what do you want to be)? A sloth lol. For some reason a monkey just keeps coming to mind

18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be? Pat Turner. He grew up to be quite cute, got some muscles. Too bad he doesn't want to keep in contact with me. Coulda worked out nicely

19. Whats something most people don't know about you? I can be nice and sensitive at times

20. first celebrity crush? The earliest that I can remember: Mark-Paul Gosselaar aka Zach Morris from Saved By The Bell

21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities? no clue

22. what's worse commies or nazis?? Nazis

23. Favorite breakfast bread style(pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)? Not a big breakfast bread type person, unless it's PB&J sandwiches

24. Favorite parody movie? I guess the Scary Movie series

25. Worst way to die? any slow painful death. burning or being buried alive is quite bad. although i think burning wins

26. Grossest injury you've ever seen? I don't know, haven't really seen much

27. The worst injury you've ever had? Spraining my ankles

28. Favorite thing about thanksgiving? eating turkey until you get so sick of it that you don't want to see it again for another few months

29. Sport you hate the most? I don't know, fishing? I like most sports.

30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit? NYC

31. what's something you think would be sweet to know everything about? How to always have a great hand in poker and taking those skills to Vegas :)

32. Favorite Actor/Actress? William H. Macy and John Malkovich

33. What's one word you absolutely detest? Can't think of one right now

34. What makes an awesome party? good food, good beats

35. What's your material obsession? cell phones

36. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you? can't really think of anything

37. Favorite kind of dog? golden retriever

38. Favorite carnival food(everyone has one)? cotton candy?

39. morning or night person? morning

40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit? don't really have one. you'd need to get drunk more than once to actually develop a habit right?

41. Weirdest ebay purchase? i've bought so much stuff i can't remember everything i've bought but i mostly just buy dvds, cds, clothes...

42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted? don't know. don't have much of an appetite when i'm drunk

43. Its Saturday at 3am where are you? in my bed sleeping

44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with? JB

45.Worst job you've ever had? never really had any bad jobs

46. What's something your friends make fun of you for? A man known as "Cutoffs" who has an unrequited lust for me

47. favorite cereal? Frosted Mini-Wheats and Lucky Charms

48. Book you could read repeatedly? Coldest Winter Ever by Sister Souljah

49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done? Whatever I've done to LD

50. Favorite style, color, brand of underwear? Victoria's Secret black lacy panties

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Re: Deep Questions Myspace Survey No. 421
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2006, 03:21:06 AM »
1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
We go dutch.

2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias what is it?
Carmen something.  For some reason, today, I am totally attached to the name "Carmen."  Years of playing, "Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego" perhaps...

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
Texas.

4. You wake up the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?
Masturbating.

5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Han Solo.  Of course.

6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
A pony.  :)

7. Top three celebrities you wanna do?
James Spader, Ryan Reynolds, Jeff Buckley before he died.

8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
Insurmountable, long-standing drug or gambling habit.

9. What is the last movie you saw that acutally scared you?
The Weather Underground.  Makes me scared that liberals are going to keep acting like idiots and thus never be taken seriously.  Repeating cycle of failing to communicate the message.  Ugh.

10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
Um.. roight...  What is it, plead the fifth?  Yeah.  That.

11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution what's your last meal?
New York Strip, rare, with blue cheese herb butter, roasted fingerling potatoes, sauteed broccoli rabe, 2001 Delectus Cabernet.  Imported cheese.  Diet Coke.  Eclairs from Cafe Melange.

12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
Smoked pot.

13. Before you die you want to go to...?
Spain.  During the World Cup.  Which Italy wins.

14. Something you'd really like to but probably wont ever be able to
Win the world record for pole vault.

15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
Meerkats.  Plural.

16. A drug you'll never try?
Any :)  But especially cocaine.

17. If you were an animal what would you be(NOT what do you want to be)?
Penguin.  Serial Monogamist.  Likes to cuddle.  Doesn't fly.  Prefers the cold. 

Yeah, basically.


18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
Scott Jones.  Real person, really.

19. Whats something most people don't know about you?
I got a D in calculus freshman year of college.

20. first celebrity crush?
Kiefer Sutherland in Stand By Me.

21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
Blow torch.

22. what's worse commies or nazis??
Nazis.

23. Favorite breakfast bread style(pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)?
Biscuits.

24. Favorite parody movie?
Airplane!

25. Worst way to die?
Alone.

26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
One of my friends has this weird collar bone injury thing.  It looks permanently broken, sticking out of the skin and stuff, but isn't actually broken.  Creepy.

27. The worst injury you've ever had?
... broken arm?

28. Favorite thing about thanksgiving?
Sweet Potatoes.  Autumn.

29. Sport you hate the most?
Baseball.

30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
Portland, OR/Portland, ME

31. what's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
Vinification.

32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
Colin Firth/Holly Hunter

33. What's one word you absolutely detest?
Expresso.  Seriously, people.  There's no "x" in the word.

34. What makes an awesome party?
The right mix of people.

35. What's your material obsession?
Perfume.

36. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you?
Heartless/robotic.

37. Favorite kind of dog?
Pretty much any kind of long-haired terrier.  But... miniature Schnauzers if I had to pick one.

38. Favorite carnival food(everyone has one)?
Fried Twinkies.  No, really.

39. morning or night person?
Night.

40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
Crying.  A lot.

41. Weirdest ebay purchase?
None.  I buy all kinds of *&^% on the internet... but not on Ebay.

42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
French Fries.  Or pizza.  It's a toss-up.

43. Its Saturday at 3am where are you?
At home in front of my computer.  I am so lame.

44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
Christie.

45.Worst job you've ever had?
Phone survey giver.  Yeah.  I didn't even have to sell anything and it was still miserable.

46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
Selective anal retentiveness.

47. favorite cereal?
Kashi (dork!)

48. Book you could read repeatedly?
The Secret History by Donna Tartt.  (Greatest book ever.)

49. What's the meannest thing you've ever done?
Made one of my students cry.  :( 

But her whole organization was a disaster and she kind of deserved it because she was totally abusing the generosity of our office.

I still feel really bad though...


50. Favorite style, color, brand of underwear
Black cotton.  Boy short.  Any brand.

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Re: Deep Questions Myspace Survey No. 421
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2006, 07:52:20 AM »

4. You wake up the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?
Sex.  Duh.


With another man or woman?



40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
Showing homemade porn   :-[

 :o



48. Book you could read repeatedly?
Catcher in the Rye


Awesome!


50. Favorite style, color, brand of underwear?
VS tanga, black and hot pink


What I'd give to see you wearing that...and only that :D

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Re: Deep Questions Myspace Survey No. 421
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2006, 07:55:45 AM »

8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other? ignorance


But ignorance is bliss! :P




14. Something you'd really like to but probably wont ever be able to Really feel as though I've gained my father's approval


 :-\



47. favorite cereal? Frosted Mini-Wheats and Lucky Charms


Good answers! :)


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Re: Deep Questions Myspace Survey No. 421
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2006, 08:03:25 AM »
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
Texas.


Hehehehe :D


4. You wake up the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?
Masturbating.


You're not missing much, sweetie.


17. If you were an animal what would you be(NOT what do you want to be)?
Penguin.  Serial Monogamist.  Likes to cuddle.  Doesn't fly.  Prefers the cold. 


Penguins are so cute!


21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
Blow torch.


Yikes!


29. Sport you hate the most?
Baseball.


Booooooo


49. What's the meannest thing you've ever done?
Made one of my students cry.  :( 


Shame on you!


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Re: Deep Questions Myspace Survey No. 421
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2006, 09:02:20 AM »
1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
Jesus

2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias what is it?
Sydney Jones

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
Oklahoma

4. You wake up the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?
  ;)

5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
eh, neither

6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
A power wheels car!

7. top three celebrities you wanna do?
Adrian Grenier, Gary Dourdan, Hill Harper

8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
Bad manners

9. What is the last movie you saw that acutally scared you?
Dawn of the dead

10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
I've definitely had my Jessica Simpson moments, but I can't remember anything right now.

11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution what's your last meal?
Maryland crab cakes, lobster, a nice caesar salad

12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
Go to prom (my school didn't have one)

13. Before you die you want to go to...?
South Africa, Brazil, Thailand, etc....

14. Something you'd really like to but probably wont ever be able to
space travel!

15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
a giraffe

16. A drug you'll never try?
PCP

17. If you were an animal what would you be(NOT what do you want to be)?
a koala

18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
Eww, I'd stay single

19. Whats something most people don't know about you?
I was on my hs's cricket team

20. first celebrity crush?
Don't remember

21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
mind control

22. what's worse commies or nazis??
nazis

23. Favorite breakfast bread style(pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)?
sweet potato pancakes from highland bakery

24. Favorite parody movie?
Robin Hood, Man in Tights  :)

25. Worst way to die?
Burned to death

26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
Someone who fell from a hanglider, hit his head on a roof, then plummeted to the ground (seen on TV counts, right?)

27. The worst injury you've ever had?
fractured my pelvic bone

28. Favorite thing about thanksgiving?
pumpkin pie

29. Sport you hate the most?
american football

30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
Vegas

31. what's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
the law  :D  No seriously, cooking

32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
Denzel/ Angela Basset

33. What's one word you absolutely detest?
Conversate.  So many people seem to think it's a real word.  It's converse, dammit.

34. What makes an awesome party?
great people, hot music, good food, lots of drinks

35. What's your material obsession?
clothes, shoes, purses

36. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you?
I'm arrogant

37. Favorite kind of dog?
bichon frise or corgi

38. Favorite carnival food(everyone has one)?
funnel cake

39. morning or night person?
morning

40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
eating!

41. Weirdest ebay purchase?
grill pan (that i never used)

42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
anything fried or greasy (Waffle House comes to mind)

43. Its Saturday at 3am where are you?
In my bed.  Or about to leave a party.

44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
Rick

45.Worst job you've ever had?
creating financial statements

46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
my singing (especially in the shower)

47. favorite cereal?
frosted mini wheats

48. Book you could read repeatedly?
How the garcia girls lost their accents by Julia Alvarez

49. What's the meannest thing you've ever done?
Cant remember

50. Favorite style, color, brand of underwear?
Pink VS boyshorts
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Re: Deep Questions Myspace Survey No. 421
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2006, 09:13:53 AM »
Several intentionally tasteless responses that do not reflect my actual personality:

1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
I do! This is the Son of God we’re talking about here…besides, if I pay, I might get lucky, tee-hee!

2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias what is it?
Certainly not “John Karr”, that’s didn’t work out too well.

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
West Virginia. They’ve given me nothing but dead miners and Jessica Lynch. Go inbreed in a mineshaft!

4. You wake up the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?
Getting someone to actually listen to me.

5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Darth Vader, because he comes with his own gimp suit.

6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
The love and affection of my parents.

7. Top three celebrities you wanna do?
Kung-fu Phooey
The Virgin Mary
Mohammed

8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
Pressing charges.

9. What is the last movie you saw that acutally scared you?
Parent Trap.

10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
I promise to pull out.
"Remove the chain, cause' that's off it!"

Acceptances: Georgetown ("off da' chain!")
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