Get a sense of humor, Susan B. Anthony!
I'm going to cut a female dog. With a knife with a brown handle, natch.
Don't judge me. You've not had my life.
Eh, I wasn't really thinking that specifically. I suppose you could take that message from it. I was just kind of boggled by it, and wanted to share. If anything, it doesn't make me feel better, because it makes me realize how unpredictable the admissions process is. You can get in on a surprise decision, or you can get rejected just as easily from a place where you should get in. This anecdote actually just made me want to add more target schools to my list....