I wrote a little song, or maybe it’s a poem, about some of my favorite loveable LSDers. Hope you like it.
Welcome to LSD, the web’s very own DOGG pound,
I’d like to introduce you to some buds who like to come around
Let’s start with Andrew, who makes the magic happen
He’s unemployed so he has more time to keep this board pimpin
Some of the old schoolers are still around, like my man Dsong
Or whatever he’s calling himself now, as long as its not King Kong
There are many hot ladies from everywhere you can imagine,
like the hot Miss Jew Lo, who certainly ain’t no virgin
And then there’s Ginatio, the engineer from Drexel
But he likes to picnic alone and twist his own pretzel
Some of the relative newbies are making this board hot
like my girl Mukhia, who ties guys’ hearts in a knot
Or how about Jrtzsweetie, the nicest girl you could meet
Unfortunately she’s taken by Dewitt, the biggest tool you could greet
Then there’s my man Casino, who’s too pimp to roll his own dice
He’s so cool he’s an honorary Asian, so start eating that rice
Then there’s my man Reindeer who used to be NY Knicks
But gave up that lame name after Ewing got balled by Pip’s kicks
I got love for the cool newbie Dustin Hoffman
But since he’s white, he sure could use a tan
Giraffe’s one of the old schoolers I remembered
Much love to Vegas, that oasis in the desert
Zapruder has a moniker I can’t even pronounce
But his witty posts are always ready to pounce
Now I ain’t no English major like my girl Lexy
But who gives a @#!* I ‘m Korean and that makes me sexy
I am thechoson and I am a f-ing tool
But I hope yall read my poem and think its cool
I’m sorry if I forgot to mention some others
But remember, you all are my LSD sisters and brothers.
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