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LSD Poem


LSD Poem
« on: August 19, 2004, 09:57:15 AM »
I wrote a little song, or maybe itís a poem, about some of my favorite loveable LSDers.  Hope you like it.

Welcome to LSD, the webís very own DOGG pound,
Iíd like to introduce you to some buds who like to come around
Letís start with Andrew, who makes the magic happen
Heís unemployed so he has more time to keep this board pimpin
Some of the old schoolers are still around, like my man Dsong
Or whatever heís calling himself now, as long as its not King Kong
There are many hot ladies from everywhere you can imagine,
like the hot Miss Jew Lo, who certainly ainít no virgin
And then thereís Ginatio, the engineer from Drexel
But he likes to picnic alone and twist his own pretzel
Some of the relative newbies are making this board hot
like my girl Mukhia, who ties guysí hearts in a knot
Or how about Jrtzsweetie, the nicest girl you could meet
Unfortunately sheís taken by Dewitt, the biggest tool you could greet
Then thereís my man Casino, whoís too pimp to roll his own dice
Heís so cool heís an honorary Asian, so start eating that rice
Then thereís my man Reindeer who used to be NY Knicks
But gave up that lame name after Ewing got balled by Pipís kicks
I got love for the cool newbie Dustin Hoffman
But since heís white, he sure could use a tan
Giraffeís one of the old schoolers I remembered
Much love to Vegas, that oasis in the desert
Zapruder has a moniker I canít even pronounce
But his witty posts are always ready to pounce
Now I ainít no English major like my girl Lexy
But who gives a @#!* I Ďm Korean and that makes me sexy
I am thechoson and I am a f-ing tool
But I hope yall read my poem and think its cool
Iím sorry if I forgot to mention some others
But remember, you all are my LSD sisters and brothers.


Re: LSD Poem
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2004, 10:00:47 AM »
you're the next William Hung, just don't put spandex on.

Re: LSD Poem
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2004, 10:02:20 AM »
What you said about Casino is definitely true.  One cool dude.  I like the rest of it too, but I think he in particular deserves to be made an honorary Asian.


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Re: LSD Poem
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2004, 10:04:41 AM »
put a slammin beat to it and produce a demo... that right there is top 10 material


Re: LSD Poem
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2004, 10:07:54 AM »
awesome  :D you're such a star  :o

Re: LSD Poem
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2004, 10:14:53 AM »


Re: LSD Poem
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2004, 10:18:43 AM »
Great linguistic skills, Choson  :).

Re: LSD Poem
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2004, 10:20:32 AM »
I made up a poem in your honor.

I don't care who agrees with me,
Choson is poet-laureaute of LSD!

(just for the record, I don't know how you spell poet-laureaute right off the top of my head, so you'll have to bear with me if that's not right.)



Re: LSD Poem
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2004, 01:43:43 PM »
After reading that, I feel so embarassed that all I came up with that one time was Cho, Cho, Cho your boat....embarassed myself again by re-posting it - ha ha ha!


Re: LSD Poem
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2004, 01:50:05 PM »
I'm glad yall enjoyed it.  I used to write poems to woo girls.

Refer to my Poems yay or gay thread for more info.

But yea, I am a tool