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Beer-swillin' Bear
« on: August 19, 2004, 09:40:09 AM »
Good story.  I think I like this bear. ;)

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SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) -- A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday.

"We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 kilometers) northeast of Seattle.

The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds.

It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge.

Wildlife agents chased the bear away, but it returned the next day, said Broxson.

They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.

 
 

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Re: Beer-swillin' Bear
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2004, 09:49:40 AM »
 :D

Sweet. Today is going to be a great day. I have already read a story about an alcoholic bear and a judge who masturbated in court.

On second thought, maybe I should stay home today and watch Conan O'Brien.

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Re: Beer-swillin' Bear
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2004, 10:42:00 AM »
Good call.  I'd think he can get some mileage out of these stories.  Plus, great hair.

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Re: Beer-swillin' Bear
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2004, 11:20:36 AM »
google ads are awesome, aren't they? the ads on this page are all for beer cans and black bear hunting... good stuff

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Re: Beer-swillin' Bear
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2004, 11:26:26 AM »
Interesting... didn't even notice that!

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