Quote from: kruddler on August 07, 2006, 05:38:55 PM-- one bottle of Valiumjust don't get caught with that one, or you won't be able to pass the bar. the tricky part is, you'll need it to pass your first year of school without killing self.
-- one bottle of Valium
Quote from: Demicron v0.5 on August 07, 2006, 10:45:19 PMQuote from: kruddler on August 07, 2006, 05:38:55 PM-- one bottle of Valiumjust don't get caught with that one, or you won't be able to pass the bar. the tricky part is, you'll need it to pass your first year of school without killing self.It's not that hard. You just need ephedrine and coffee to wake you up in the morning, Valium to take the edge off of those, Adderall to help you concentrate, Glenlivit to tolerate your classmates, Tylenol to take the edge off the hangover, and Xanax to get you to sleep at night. I call it the Elvis System for Making Law Review, and I have high hopes for it!
-- one room which you will not leave-- one mattress-- tomato soup, ten tins of-- mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold-- ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of-- Magnesia, Milk of, one bottle-- paracetamol-- mouth wash-- vitamins-- mineral water-- Lucozade-- pornography-- one bucket for urine, one for feces, and one for vomitus-- one television-- one bottle of Valium
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