What else should I buy for One L

[check01]

-- one bottle of Valium

just don't get caught with that one, or you won't be able to pass the bar.  the tricky part is, you'll need it to pass your first year of school without killing self.

It's not that hard. You just need ephedrine and coffee to wake you up in the morning, Valium to take the edge off of those, Adderall to help you concentrate, Glenlivit to tolerate your classmates, Tylenol to take the edge off the hangover, and Xanax to get you to sleep at night. I call it the Elvis System for Making Law Review, and I have high hopes for it!

[Einstein]

-- one bottle of Valium

just don't get caught with that one, or you won't be able to pass the bar.  the tricky part is, you'll need it to pass your first year of school without killing self.

It's not that hard. You just need ephedrine and coffee to wake you up in the morning, Valium to take the edge off of those, Adderall to help you concentrate, Glenlivit to tolerate your classmates, Tylenol to take the edge off the hangover, and Xanax to get you to sleep at night. I call it the Elvis System for Making Law Review, and I have high hopes for it!

So what's your plan for getting all of these prescriptions from your doctor?  You must know some pretty shady ones if they will prescibe you all of that..

[imago]

-- one room which you will not leave
-- one mattress
-- tomato soup, ten tins of
-- mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold
-- ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of
-- Magnesia, Milk of, one bottle
-- paracetamol
-- mouth wash
-- vitamins
-- mineral water
-- Lucozade
-- pornography
-- one bucket for urine, one for feces, and one for vomitus
-- one television
-- one bottle of Valium

Thanks, Renton.

[syracuse1L]

Don't forget the Sony PSP, or Nintendo DS.  I am thinking there will be 1/2 hour blocks when I will need to unwind by beating someone to death with a baseball bat in Grand Theft Auto.... you know, to take the edge off.  And Ritalin... oh god will I be popping that ritalin

[slacker]

Earplugs, the cheap, disposable kind, are very useful when working in a noisy library or other noisy area; when studying, esp. for finals; and when taking finals.

[chonralda]

this thread is an awesome laugh. I am printing it out for the 3l's i currently live with and who could use a good laugh too.

[jimmyjohn]

Earplugs are for tools.

[beer gunner]

I just got "Black's Law Dictionary, 3rd pocket edition for $29 and am using it for the assigned reading I am competing

[jimmyjohn]

You'll soon be using it as a coaster.

[slacker]

Earplugs are for tools.

Earplugs ... also useful for those who often make noise while saying nothing of substance. While this is not the average law student, you'll soon be able to spot this type of individual, as there's always one or two around.