If Not For The Hating Jews Bit, This Would Be Really Funny

[Saxby Clemens II]

Anyone else loving that Mel Gibson called a policewoman "sugar unmentionables"?

http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/28/gibsons-anti-semitic-tirade-alleged-cover-up/

The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?"

The deputy became alarmed as Gibson's tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, "What the f*** do you think you're doing?"

A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar unmentionables?"

[jorge]

This...doesn't sound real.

[maddlibs]

Sax, is that source reputable? It looked like a tabloid online. As a test tube baby you should be more discerning.

[maddlibs]

TMZ is like Smoking Gun, only it's pretty much all about celebrities. 

It's run by that guy from People's Court, so come on, it has to be right, no?

Judge Wopner? Or the guy with the hair at the end?

[jorge]

Rusty the Bailiff.