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bass

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Old Locked DOWNY Rant
« on: July 28, 2006, 04:24:19 PM »
I like this DOWNY rant, but it's in a really, really old locked thread.  Can't just bump it.

Quote from: DOWNY
What's up fuckers,
I know its been awhile since I last rapped at ya, but things have been pretty ricockulous in DOWNY land lately. To start, this dta character (a DOWNY arch-rival as all you loyal readers know) actually started a happy DOWNY board just for DOWNY.
dta, I just don't know what to say, this is DOWNY's dream come true, an entire thread devoted just to him. Then again, with all of the chaos DOWNY creates there are lots of threads about him, mostly negative. Anyway, the gesture is nice, but rest assured DOWNY will still post his antics in other relevant forums, such as the LSAT study room.

Anyway, back to the original story. So the problem with riding camels is that they're really unstable and they walk in this bobbing motion which makes it hard to hang on especially if you're tripping. So this fucker, let's just call him Downy McCamel, starts walking near this big gorge. And he started opening his mouth and making this crazy sound like he was constipated or something. Last thing I want is for his hairy-ass to start spitting on me. The handler somehow thought I know how to ride camels and gave me the leash, and I was tripped out of my skull and didn't know what to do. So, you guessed it- I jumped off that fucker and ran like hell. That hurt like a female dog, because camels are actually really tall- riding those things puts you about 10 feet off the ground. Plus the handler got all pissed and started yelling for "bakshish" (tip) when DOWNY took off, but @#!* it I was high. Lesson learned- riding camels takes a lot of skill and is definitelly not like driving a car, which of course you can do when on drugs. This was an important lesson learned for DOWNY. Peace out for now, I have a long strenuous night ahead of me of drinking and running over small children with my car. Also, this week DOWNY will be going to the zoo to try the camel thing again, because zoo camels and more domesticated than Egypt camels. Plus, zoo camels like to eat nachos and cigarettes, just like DOWNY.

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Re: Old Locked DOWNY Rant
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2006, 04:36:17 PM »
Oh my word.  That's Art.  I feel like I have all the answers now.
I was referring to your intellectual penis. Which is quite robust.

Jolie is creeping up on me. 

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Re: Old Locked DOWNY Rant
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2006, 04:55:38 PM »
Yea, pretty much.

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Re: Old Locked DOWNY Rant
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2006, 12:54:43 PM »
downer was shown long ago to steal his "stories."

then he drown in pool of own vomit.  good riddance.