Ya'll must have some faulty radar.
So to get sorta back into the conversation about employment and tie it into the current one lemmee tell ya'll a story to get it off my chest. I love the fellas on BLSD but I never ever want to hear how hard it is for ya'll in this field ever again! Why? The following:
So let me just say that I'm content in my current situation. However, I recently got into contact with this guy who is a managing partner at a firm that no one in their right mind would say no to. Wasn't getting paid for it but he asked for my help on a legal matter (sorry I'm being purposely vague for obvious reasons but I still want to tell the story) and treats me to lunch. Cool although I think there are some ethical violations up in that bad boy. But then he gets into contact with me saying that I did a really nice job, yada yada, and "do I want the job"
Shiiiit hell yeah. (I didn't actually say that but my reaction was overboard; I'm going to need the 0Ls and 1Ls reading this to know that you should play it off a little more than I did- be cool when you accept). So he says he's glad I'm "willing to work under him" we'll go over the details "tomorrow at lunch". Lunch was at a really nice restaurant. I sit down and basically he's just talking my ear off about everything and anything but the job.
So I brought up "so eh, let's go over the details".
So this dude says "Actually, cui, I'm attracted to you. And I'm afraid if I hire you that you will end up either suing the firm for sexual harrassment or you will end up leaving the firm citing that it was uncomfortable to work there." Suffice it to say that if looks could kill, he'd be a goner.
"Well you could just hire and not harrass me since it's your harrassment that you fear would cause an issue"
"Yeah but that's not likely to happen, I'm a dirty old man"
"So...'working under you'"?
"Be my woman"
"Sorry, I got to go"