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Chica needs a new internet boyfriend

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Chica needs a new internet boyfriend
« on: July 01, 2006, 08:54:54 PM »
A bustling train station at dusk, New York:  As Bender fights back tears and finishes the last few lines of his rendition of "I'm Leaving on a Jet Plane," he bids Chica a heart-wrenching good-bye and disappears aboard a 747 bound for the furthest reaches of Africa.  As the last fleck of his shiny robot booty plods away, Chica finds herself desolate and unconsolable.  Yet from the depths of her despair she feels a tiny inkling of a new feeling, a strange sort of hope that there might be a new internet boyfriend out there for her capable of taking Bender's place.  As memories of Bender dwindle into mere afterthoughts, images on an already crowded canvas only visible when she is really, really searching for them, Chica decides to have the ultimate contest to find her new Lancelot - a "Dating Game" style Q & A showdown held on the hallowed grounds of the off-topic board.  As each suitor bravely steps forth to answer her questions, he (or she?) must purge all fear from his heart in order to be crowned Chica's new internet bf champion.

First, Chica will ask her first question.  Answer it by quoting the question.  Answer as many different questions as you wish, however please take note that answering too often will probably annoy Chica (in which case you will not win).


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Re: Chica needs a new internet boyfriend
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2006, 08:58:31 PM »
Contest over.

I win.

Chica needs to be the first to reply.  This might count against you, jsia.

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Re: Chica needs a new internet boyfriend
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2006, 09:01:24 PM »
Contest over.

I win.

Unfortunately, in this contest, first place isn't available. you're all competing for second.  ;)

Uh-huh...um, so will you be singing "I'm leaving on a jet plane" in bass or tenor?

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Re: Chica needs a new internet boyfriend
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2006, 09:01:35 PM »
Well, the first question is always about the height.


6'4", as Em can confirm.
 ;D

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Re: Chica needs a new internet boyfriend
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2006, 09:01:51 PM »
Contest over.


I win.

Unfortunately, in this contest, first place isn't available. you're all competing for second.  ;)

second place is the second loser...wait a minute...that doesnt sound right...

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Re: Chica needs a new internet boyfriend
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2006, 09:03:10 PM »
Well, the first question is always about the height.

But I already know how tall andrew is.



 :( I'm only 5'6"
I lose
:'(

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Re: Chica needs a new internet boyfriend
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2006, 09:04:24 PM »
Well, the first question is always about the height.


6'4", as Em can confirm.
 ;D

Confirmed.  Bruin is tall.  I think that's the first thing I said to him.  "Gosh, you're tall"  :D

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Re: Chica needs a new internet boyfriend
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2006, 09:08:49 PM »
Well, the first question is always about the height.


6'4", as Em can confirm.
 ;D

Confirmed.  Bruin is tall.  I think that's the first thing I said to him.  "Gosh, you're tall"  :D

 :D

 :)

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Re: Chica needs a new internet boyfriend
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2006, 09:12:02 PM »
Yes, all potential suitors must be at least 6'2".


Second question - Describe our first date.


We go to starbucks and work on my PS.

It ends at your place.

For coffee.

NOT my idea of a hot first date. 

Try again.



Well, the first question is always about the height.


6'4", as Em can confirm.
 ;D

Confirmed.  Bruin is tall.  I think that's the first thing I said to him.  "Gosh, you're tall"  :D

 :D

 :)

So 6'4", goes to UVa, likes football, and had gorgeous eyes.....I think this is a bruin I can get on board with....

plus you dont have to worry about his alma mater beating you anytime in the near future

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Re: Chica needs a new internet boyfriend
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2006, 09:18:03 PM »

plus you dont have to worry about his alma mater beating you anytime in the near future

Damnit :(

Well, the U has to owe me something for 1998 ??? :)