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Reason #5,732 (Adopted from LB)
« on: June 19, 2006, 12:50:43 PM »
Ok, so I've been off the BLSD scene for awhile and have observed that the "How come" thread is no longer in effect.  So I'ma just start a new post for this one...

Reason #5,732:  A few years back I attended the funeral of a close friend and witnessed an interpretive dance followed by song dedication......"Forty (40) to your memory"

Reason #5,733:  I recently visited the grave site of that same friend and witnessed numerous people leaving balloons at the burial sites of their loved ones (all you could bear were balloons poppin everytime the wind blew) and others were pouring out bottles of Patron and leaving the bottles by the headstones....*sigh*

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Re: Reason #5,732 (Adopted from LB)
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2006, 02:11:08 PM »
Reason #5,734 People play Usher's Let It Burn at funerals...apparently its a song appropriate for grief  ???
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Re: Reason #5,732 (Adopted from LB)
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2006, 03:14:39 PM »
Reason # 5,735 People who show up to the funeral looking like they're heading to the club, with t & a hanging all out.  Who are you trying to catch?
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Re: Reason #5,732 (Adopted from LB)
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2006, 04:17:54 PM »
LMAO, that's hilarious  :D
But here it is-
The How Come thread:

http://www.lawschooldiscussion.org/prelaw/index.php/topic,48976.0.html
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Re: Reason #5,732 (Adopted from LB)
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2006, 11:15:13 AM »

Reason #5,737 - Why was a bride marching down the aisle to "I got five on it"?  ???



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Re: Reason #5,732 (Adopted from LB)
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2006, 11:25:28 AM »
Reason #5,739: Back in the day I worked at Friday's and a group came in for a wedding reception.

Reason #5,740: Bride was in a gown, groom was in a Tux, and the whole wedding party showed up (kid's and all).  Everybody ordered ribs then tried to bounce on the check. 

Reason #5,741:  They sent the kids out first, then slipped out one or two at a time.  They didn't tell the reverend so he was the only one left in their section. 

Reason #5,742:  One of the managers caught the couple at their limo and threatened to call the police. They started opening wedding cards and pulling out money to pay the check and still came up short.

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Re: Reason #5,732 (Adopted from LB)
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2006, 11:45:34 AM »
Reason #5,739: Back in the day I worked at Friday's and a group came in for a wedding reception.

Reason #5,740: Bride was in a gown, groom was in a Tux, and the whole wedding party showed up (kid's and all).  Everybody ordered ribs then tried to bounce on the check. 

Reason #5,741:  They sent the kids out first, then slipped out one or two at a time.  They didn't tell the reverend so he was the only one left in their section. 

Reason #5,742:  One of the managers caught the couple at their limo and threatened to call the police. They started opening wedding cards and pulling out money to pay the check and still came up short.

Are you serious? That is just beyond...  :o :o :o
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Re: Reason #5,732 (Adopted from LB)
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2006, 11:47:02 AM »
Reason #5,739: Back in the day I worked at Friday's and a group came in for a wedding reception.

Reason #5,740: Bride was in a gown, groom was in a Tux, and the whole wedding party showed up (kid's and all).  Everybody ordered ribs then tried to bounce on the check. 

Reason #5,741:  They sent the kids out first, then slipped out one or two at a time.  They didn't tell the reverend so he was the only one left in their section. 

Reason #5,742:  One of the managers caught the couple at their limo and threatened to call the police. They started opening wedding cards and pulling out money to pay the check and still came up short.

lmao  thats some hood rich stuff 4 u right there!
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Re: Reason #5,732 (Adopted from LB)
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2006, 11:57:43 AM »
Reason #5,739: Back in the day I worked at Friday's and a group came in for a wedding reception.

Reason #5,740: Bride was in a gown, groom was in a Tux, and the whole wedding party showed up (kid's and all).  Everybody ordered ribs then tried to bounce on the check. 

Reason #5,741:  They sent the kids out first, then slipped out one or two at a time.  They didn't tell the reverend so he was the only one left in their section. 

Reason #5,742:  One of the managers caught the couple at their limo and threatened to call the police. They started opening wedding cards and pulling out money to pay the check and still came up short.

Are you serious? That is just beyond...  :o :o :o

I wish I weren't serious. 

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Re: Reason #5,732 (Adopted from LB)
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2006, 09:39:00 AM »
Wooooow.  :o :-X